Stupid Guest Tricks

I have seen the orientals point at a chimichunga and ask if it is a cheese burger?

SG still think a turkey leg is a different food item and it grows out in a field.

SG majorly need help. :D:

The chimichanga is not a fruit pie.

The Columbia ship is open and the Mark Twain is closed.
SG: Hurry up kids, the Mark Twain is leaving and maybe we can run and get on it as it sails away.

SG: How long will it be when the Mark Twain comes back to pick us up?
CM: A while, it is closed for renovation.
SG: How can that be? It just sailed out of here a few minutes ago.
CM: That was the Columbia sir.

SG: Where is the Revolution Roller Coaster?
CM: At Magic Mountain.
SG: Can you show me on the park map where it is?
CM: Magic Mountain is a different theme park and we don't have any of their maps.

turkeyham wrote:The chimichanga is not a fruit pie.

CM: Magic Mountain is a different theme park and we don't have any of their maps.

:hysteria:

SG: Lets go on the Mark Twain
CM: (to them selves: it's closed, good luck!)

SG: Lets get on the Jungle Cruise
CM: I had no idea BTRR was a boat cruise.

CM: Oh crud, I see the darn cheer leaders again.
CM #2: I hope they don't make it into the parks.

SG: Do you sell beer?
CM: No, you need to go to DTD or DCA.

SG: Can we find the Lego store in New Orlean's Square?
CM: No, it is in DTD.
SG: Is that far?
CM: No
SG: Is the Rain Forest Cafe inside Disneyland?
CM: No
SG: Animal Kingdom does.
CM: We are not Animal Kingdom.

SCL: (Stupid cheer leaders) If we cheer and do our tumbling we can get free food.
SCM :( security cast member) if you try and do your routine, you are done and kicked off property.

SG: I heard that there is a mega pass. You buy the pass and it is better than the fasspass.
CM: Oh really? I would like to see that pass because DL does not have that.

SG: Do you carry cheese for the corn on the cob?
CM: No (we are not Burger King and you can not have it your way!!!:twisted :)

SG: It's a perfect day to go on Splash Mountain, I hope it has a short wait.
CM: That attraction is closed until May. (Can they notice the big brown wall next to the Haunted Mansion?)

A side note:

CHEESE ON CORN ON THE COB???

no wonder we are becoming a nation of "size"

turkeyham wrote:SG: Lets go on the Mark Twain
CM: (to them selves: it's closed, good luck!)

I can see this one, so many guests pay no attention to what attractions will be closed during their stay or the multiple places (website, Tip Board, Times Guide, etc.) that tell what attractions are closed currently.

SG: Lets get on the Jungle Cruise
CM: I had no idea BTRR was a boat cruise.

Were they looking at BTMRR when they said that? They could have just been talking about what to do next.

CM: Oh crud, I see the darn cheer leaders again.
CM #2: I hope they don't make it into the parks.

Don't we all wish?

SG: Do you sell beer?
CM: No, you need to go to DTD or DCA.

I can't count the number of times I got that question or a similar one while working in the MK.

SG: Is the Rain Forest Cafe inside Disneyland?
CM: No
SG: Animal Kingdom does.
CM: We are not Animal Kingdom.

Rainforest Cafe isn't inside DAK either, technically. It is right outside the gates.

SG: It's a perfect day to go on Splash Mountain, I hope it has a short wait.
CM: That attraction is closed until May. (Can they notice the big brown wall next to the Haunted Mansion?)

Again, guests don't pay attention to refurbs. A wall isn't always indicative of an attraction being closed. There were walls with openings in it around Pan for a long time while they were doing facade work.

Yep, Today I witnessed SG enter CLOSED Critter Country area and subsequent CM Freakout and calls to Security...Hubby was in a hurry, so I didn't get to witness what I hoped to include handcuffs and beating

Regarding the original posting..........In fairness to the SG, he might have been confused due to the fact when you walk in the men's room in some of the restrooms at MK in Frontierland you can go left and there are just stalls and sinks or go right and their are urinals, a few stalls and sinks. So, the left side looks like a woman's section and the right a men's restroom.

I recall wondering for a moment if I walked into the wrong restroom. Which is probably a bad thing at WDW. I would imagine your friendly police officer takes you away for that. LOL

pbb wrote:I recall wondering for a moment if I walked into the wrong restroom. Which is probably a bad thing at WDW. I would imagine your friendly police officer takes you away for that. LOL

Naw, we're just so glad that you're *using* a restroom instead of the landscaping....

turkeyham wrote:I have seen the orientals point at a chimichunga and ask if it is a cheese burger?

SG still think a turkey leg is a different food item and it grows out in a field.

SG majorly need help. :D:

nevermind