Stupid Guest Tricks

I know it's been posted on SGT before, but this is still my favorite pic of Christmas decorations from recent years:

mapo wrote:Darling Darphie, ignore the youngster...he just sounds jealous LOL

My dear mapo, while I should be flattered to be called "youngster", I fear that would be a gross misrepresentation of me. I don't consider myself "old", mind you, but I am definitely well past the point were one would call me a kid, or even a "young adult".

As to being jealous, ah, no. At least, not of Darph's ability to consume prodigious amounts of beer, though I am also not mocking him about it. I am, as they say, a teetotaler, and so only drink beer of the "root" or "birch" non-alcoholic varieties. :cat1:

PatchOBlack wrote:I don't think Darph needs to put up lights. From what I understand, he's "lit" year-round, anyway... :cat1:

Patchy, darph is not the drunk he'd like all to believe. He is a very good, thoughtful man who drinks choc milk with the neighbor children. Ya darph, so I blew your cover. Like I care? ;) Just couldn't see you known as lit all the time. :) MAPO called you "Darling Darphie???" I think she deserves lovely Christmas gifts this year. I'd never call you the above. :D:

Main Streeter wrote:Patchy, darph is not the drunk he'd like all to believe.

Hey, let's not let reality get in the way of a bit of humor! :cat1:

Besides, I'm sure darph knows we are just ribbing him.

PatchOBlack wrote:Hey, let's not let reality get in the way of a bit of humor! :cat1:

Besides, I'm sure darph knows we are just ribbing him.

Rib me all you want,just don't forget to bring
Besides,nothing says 'Merry Christmas' like lectricity and alcohol.

Main Streeter wrote:Patchy, darph is not the drunk he'd like all to believe. He is a very good, thoughtful man who drinks choc milk with the neighbor children. Ya darph, so I blew your cover. Like I care? ;) Just couldn't see you known as lit all the time. :)

Thanks for havin my back MS. ;)

darph nader wrote:Thanks for havin my back MS. ;)

Any time. Just don't repay me with a dang pine float. :D:

Main Streeter wrote:Any time. Just don't repay me with a dang pine float. :D:

Well,,,,,,there goes your Christmas card. :( ;)

Darph has a memory like an elephant.

...Darph takes up the study of bees.