Stupid Guest Tricks

felinefan wrote:Do you know that soda, hamburgers, peanut butter and cold cereal were at one time considered health food?

Well yeah!!

hobie16 wrote:As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!!
-- Arthur Carlson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FXSnoy71Q4

oh...my...god!!!!! LMAO I thought I was the only one who remembered this!!!! thanks, Hobie!

Well we're back home. I don't know how some of you CM's do it. I am really starting to believe that this country is being overtaken by mutants! Does it see like there are more bald guys than there was years ago?
They claim Disney is the happiest place on earth, but every face I looked at, in every park, was sullen. Not a single smile to be found. Just a look of pissed off people and over sugared kids.
And whats with the f-ing scooters? Get some regulation on these things. I'm getting real pissed being run over and bumped into by some fatass or old fart that got five seconds of operating instructions before being set loose. I really have to laugh when I see them loading these things on the buses, after three or four attempts. Then the rider gets off and lifts the friggin thing into its parking place.

Hopefully things will be better when we visit in April.

Lyonsperf wrote: Hopefully things will be better when we visit in April.

So you are going to visit another DVC destination during Easter time?? When they finally open Aulani next year, it should be fabulous!

mapo

Lyonsperf wrote: And whats with the f-ing scooters? Get some regulation on these things. I'm getting real pissed being run over and bumped into by some fatass or old fart that got five seconds of operating instructions before being set loose. I really have to laugh when I see them loading these things on the buses, after three or four attempts. Then the rider gets off and lifts the friggin thing into its parking place.

Hopefully things will be better when we visit in April.

You really didn't need to add the sizeist and ageist language in your scooter rant there. It makes you look foolish and it's insulting.

Amphigorey wrote:You really didn't need to add the sizeist and ageist language in your scooter rant there. It makes you look foolish and it's insulting.

knowing how karma works.....

hehehehhee

Just watched the whole episode on Hulu. I wish they had writing and storytelling of that caliber in a sitcom in this day and age.

All we know for sure is that in a very few moments there are going to be a lot of happy people out here.

No, something just came out of the back of the helicopter... it's a... a dark object, uh... perhaps a skydiver... plummeting to the earth from only two thousand feet into the air.. and a second, third... No parachutes yet... Those can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but... Oh my God! They're turkeys! Oh, this is terrible! Johnny, can you get this? They're crunching to the earth right in front of my eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car!

The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!

For those of you who just tuned in, the Kleindale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at 11.

Well, Mr. Colley... A lot of turkeys don't make it through Thanksgiving.

Plenty of one-liners there!

Now having seen the episode, the line is a lot funnier.

I appologize for my off color comments. But it bothers me to see a weigh challenged person on a scooter trying to negotiate the crowds while holding a turkey leg in one hand and a large drink in the other.

I am one for better policing of who gets a scooter and who doesn't. I got no issues with wheelchairs.

Lyonsperf wrote:I appologize for my off color comments. But it bothers me to see a weigh challenged person on a scooter trying to negotiate the crowds while holding a turkey leg in one hand and a large drink in the other.

I am one for better policing of who gets a scooter and who doesn't. I got no issues with wheelchairs.

Thank you for the apology!

I do agree that the scooters can be a menace. I just went to Disneyland this weekend, and I definitely don't envy people who have to navigate the park in one - especially if they're caught in a crowd like what happens after the parade gets cancelled. It looks like a pile of Not Fun, both for the person in the scooter and the people around them.

Lyonsperf wrote:I appologize for my off color comments. But it bothers me to see a weigh challenged person on a scooter trying to negotiate the crowds while holding a turkey leg in one hand and a large drink in the other.

I am one for better policing of who gets a scooter and who doesn't. I got no issues with wheelchairs.

Turkey Leg: Atkins Diet
Large Drink:Diet?
Wheelchairs:Cheap and easily rented by Teenage Bimbo Wheelchair Fakers.Got Scar to prove it.

Sorry,couldn't help myself :twisted: