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Re: "and I call the authorities!!!?!?! WHAT THEN?"
Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 1:50 pm
by turkeyham
The local police could have taken her to dunkin doughnuts and see if they had any open containers of milk.
Or she could walk around a cow and get fresh milk? :mad:
Re: "and I call the authorities!!!?!?! WHAT THEN?"
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:07 am
by TheAntiBarbie
:p: oh this whole thread gave me a giggle
Re: "and I call the authorities!!!?!?! WHAT THEN?"
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:59 pm
by BRWombat
Couldn't they have just said, "Don't have a cow!"??? :D:
Re: "and I call the authorities!!!?!?! WHAT THEN?"
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:02 pm
by turkeyham
Disneyland has a petting zoo. I know we have a cow or two.
Or we can always take her to the Affection Section at AK. Do they have any hidden cows? I see the sheep and goats in the book. Or we can definitely make her go on the Kilimanjaro Safaris.
:D:
Re: "and I call the authorities!!!?!?! WHAT THEN?"
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:59 pm
by ktulu
I'd let them call the "authorities" then offer them a free cup of coffee, and if they wanted, milk to go in it.
Re: "and I call the authorities!!!?!?! WHAT THEN?"
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:54 am
by luckyprincess
Oh dear God I wish I was standing behind that idiot! I would have LOVED to pop out from behind her when she said that and say 'ma'am, I am the milk authority -no milk for you- please step away from the counter'....
Re: "and I call the authorities!!!?!?! WHAT THEN?"
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:27 am
by hobie16
luckyprincess wrote:Oh dear God I wish I was standing behind that idiot! I would have LOVED to pop out from behind her when she said that and say 'ma'am, I am the milk authority -no milk for you- please step away from the counter'....
Would you look like this?
Re: "and I call the authorities!!!?!?! WHAT THEN?"
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:39 am
by turkeyham
At work I wish I had a few of those when the SG acted up acting beyond stupid. :D:
Re: "and I call the authorities!!!?!?! WHAT THEN?"
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:24 pm
by luckylady
Heck I would have been happy to make the call for her if I were you. Would have told her that. Then I would have gone to the bathroom and laughed my ass off when they looked at her like she was stuck on stupid.
Re: "and I call the authorities!!!?!?! WHAT THEN?"
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:08 pm
by ifoundnemo
I had some British lady one time spazz on me while I was preparing her tea one day. Now, I love tea, and know how to prepare tea, however, can't do that while working. She proceeded to lecture me on proper tea prep while I looked at her and explained that the mouse in charge won't let me prep it that way due to health code. She then had a milk fit too when I didn't have milk for her tea.