Stupid Guest Tricks

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:I thought pretty much all guys claimed this skill!

I find it more efficient to simply burn them to a crisp. This solves both problems, no more gentleman and no more pointy object. :p:

PatchOBlack wrote:gentlemen known for carrying large pointed objects and being able to use them with great skill.

It ain't the size of the sword, it's how you swing it. ;)

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:I thought pretty much all guys claimed this skill!

And thus the thread finds its way over to the gutter....

Lasolimu wrote:I find it more efficient to simply burn them to a crisp. This solves both problems, no more gentleman and no more pointy object. :p:

Such a solution has its own problems. For instance, most princesses are disinclined to date those with such breath. Except, perhaps, those found in legendary Gilroy, CA.

LadySiren wrote:It ain't the size of the sword, it's how you swing it. ;)

Oh, the double entendres are flying fast. Personally, I don't care what size the sword is, I feel much better not having it swung at me to begin with!

PatchOBlack wrote:And thus the thread finds its way over to the gutter....



Such a solution has its own problems. For instance, most princesses are disinclined to date those with such breath. Except, perhaps, those found in legendary Gilroy, CA.



Oh, the double entendres are flying fast. Personally, I don't care what size the sword is, I feel much better not having it swung at me to begin with!

Gutter?

hundreds of hours with a Bokken dosn't put you in the gutter!

just results in some bruised fingers!
hehehehhee

PatchOBlack wrote:Such a solution has its own problems. For instance, most princesses are disinclined to date those with such breath. Except, perhaps, those found in legendary Gilroy, CA.!

OMG, having lived in Gilroy, I can vouch for its intense aromatic nature. It's worst when they till the fields. On the upside, I actually love garlic.

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Gutter?

hundreds of hours with a Bokken dosn't put you in the gutter!

just results in some bruised fingers!
hehehehhee

Are you now claiming to be "The Blue Thunder of Furinkan High"? :cat1:

PatchOBlack wrote:And thus the thread finds its way over to the gutter....



Such a solution has its own problems. For instance, most princesses are disinclined to date those with such breath. Except, perhaps, those found in legendary Gilroy, CA.



Oh, the double entendres are flying fast. Personally, I don't care what size the sword is, I feel much better not having it swung at me to begin with!

Gutter?
ok, I shall start with a fine story.
for extra money I sell Fuller Brush, so I hired a cheap place to have magnetic signs made up for my car,

Need Fuller Brush?
contact corey at XXX-XXX-XXXX
we come to you. Free Samples.

so, I get the signs like 3 weeks later. but they say,

Need Fuller Bush?
contact corey at XXX-XXX-XXXX
we come to you. Free Samples.

I did get a lot of calls, mostly from women, wanting free samples. took them 3 more weeks to get some new ones made.

I am still know around town as the Fuller Bush Man.

PatchOBlack wrote:Are you now claiming to be "The Blue Thunder of Furinkan High"? :cat1:

nope, just a lot of practice with bamboo.

hobie16 wrote:I'm not afraid of anything I can outrun.

If you can outrun me, be afraid... I like sneaking up on people and hugging them for no apparent reason. Heehee. Just wait until after we meet eventually. :p:

Purpura wrote:If you can outrun me, be afraid... I like sneaking up on people and hugging them for no apparent reason. Heehee. Just wait until after we meet eventually. :p:

Oh oh, the Phantom Hugger strikes again.