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hobie16
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by hobie16 » Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:33 pm
delsdad wrote:The Winnipeg incedent was idiot screeners not letting the woman remove the baby before they sent the papoose through the scanner.
"And as a gratuitous gesture offered to pay any reasonable costs."
How about replacement internal organs for the ones that got fried by the X-rays?
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by dawn » Sat Jun 05, 2010 12:29 am
hobie16 wrote:Which brings up the questions, why did she have a duffel bag with her and had she done this before?
A duffle bag's a lot cheaper than a park ticket. And you can take them into the buffets, just slip 'em food through the zipper. Heck, you can even get a picture with characters and your special bag!
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by DisneyMom » Sat Jun 05, 2010 1:02 am
The Article was from 1988! Wow, a 1988 Hyundai-UNDER $6000 bucks! :)
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by felinefan » Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:15 pm
This should win an award for SGT--we should have some kind of awards every year, where we award a "prize" for the Top Ten SGTs. I think this one would take one of those statuettes with the back half of a horse on it.
Please tell me this person went to jail for that......
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by delsdad » Sat Jun 05, 2010 3:17 pm
felinefan wrote:this should win an award for sgt--we should have some kind of awards every year, where we award a "prize" for the top ten sgts. I think this one would take one of those statuettes with the back half of a horse on it.
Please tell me this person went to jail for that......
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by PatchOBlack » Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:34 pm
You know, on another forum (not Disney-related, but dealing with stupid customers), they have a section for "war stories". That is to say, posts that were of such epic status that they needed to be preserved in a special area for all to read. Perhaps a similar area could be created here?
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by turkeyham » Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:58 pm
I wonder if grads could get awards for their stupidity? Spay cans were a big item last week. I wonder what they will bring into the park Thursday night?
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by darph nader » Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:44 pm
turkeyham wrote:I wonder if grads could get awards for their stupidity? Spay cans were a big item last week. I wonder what they will bring into the park Thursday night?
Spay cans? What,couldn't find any neuter bottles?

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by GRUMPY PIRATE » Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:58 pm
darph nader wrote:Spay cans? What,couldn't find any neuter bottles?

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I am sure security rendered them impotent!

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by Purpura » Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:13 am
Let's nip the bad jokes in the bud Ok?
My hubby says for the joke you just said Darph, you have to spend a week sober.
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