Stupid Guest Tricks

Dann_of_Thursday wrote:And I believe Roald Dahl said that the newest version is the one he likes the most too. Or so I hear :)

I think he died a couple of decades ago... You must have contacts in high places!!! :D:

Dann_of_Thursday,

:sgthello:

:D: :D: :D:

BRWombat wrote:I think he died a couple of decades ago... You must have contacts in high places!!! :D:

Dann_of_Thursday,

:sgthello:

:D: :D: :D:

Whoops! Hahahaha yeah maybe I do! :p: Well that is what I get for listening to rumors! ;)

Dann

darph nader wrote:"Did you know,you can eat a pine tree"?
Correct me if I'm wrong,(will never be the last time),but my alcohol soaked mind remembers plants of the "New Tomorrowland" being edible?

Actually, the needles of a pine tree can be steeped into a tea. It's not Earl Grey but it's not bad. One of the things I did learn at a winter survival course. That and don't eat yellow snow!

Cranbiz wrote: That and don't eat yellow snow!

Frank Zappa,right? ;)

darph nader wrote:Frank Zappa,right? ;)

that, or years growing up in snow country!

"Excuse me, what's the difference between your 32oz and 46oz refillable cups, besides the price?"

*bangs head against register* (the guest didn't end up buying a refillable cup, anyway.... weird.)

KingsIslander wrote:"Excuse me, what's the difference between your 32oz and 46oz refillable cups, besides the price?"

*bangs head against register* (the guest didn't end up buying a refillable cup, anyway.... weird.)

you should have told him that the larger one comes with free straws!

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:you should have told him that the larger one comes with free straws!

Ah, but then he would have wanted an extra straw or something. We don't give lids and straws in our paper cups, and you only get one carrier, lid, and straw with your souveneir cup, as the park does not buy extras. Sometimes I think people are going to scream at me when I tell them at we can't give them an extra straw.

KingsIslander wrote:Ah, but then he would have wanted an extra straw or something. We don't give lids and straws in our paper cups, and you only get one carrier, lid, and straw with your souveneir cup, as the park does not buy extras. Sometimes I think people are going to scream at me when I tell them at we can't give them an extra straw.

okay, then tell him the large one comes in an "easy grip" shape.

Guest: "What's the difference between a coney and a cheese coney?"
*her boyfriend looks at her and starts laughing*
Guest: "I just said something stupid, didn't I?"
Me: "Ma'am, someone asked me earlier what was on the plain spaghetti. You have nothing to worry about. :) "