Stupid Guest Tricks

Disneyguy85 wrote:Just be sure never to anger her and you'll be safe. ;)

Seems like she 'always' pissed off. I swear,she and Nancy Grace were evil twins,separated at birth.

darph nader wrote:Seems like she 'always' pissed off. I swear,she and Nancy Grace were evil twins,separated at birth.

I think she just has zero tolerance for nonsense. At least its part of her job, Nancy Grace just acts pissy for sport!

darph nader wrote:Seems like she 'always' pissed off. I swear,she and Nancy Grace were evil twins,separated at birth.

Of course she's always pissed off. Look at the dolts she has to deal with every day. How about putting her in Guest Relations one day a week? I bet those long lines would disappear fast.

I read somewhere that Judge Judy has better numbers than Oprah.

hobie16 wrote:Of course she's always pissed off. Look at the dolts she has to deal with every day. How about putting her in Guest Relations one day a week? I bet those long lines would disappear fast.

Agreed! :D:

hobie16 wrote:
I read somewhere that Judge Judy has better numbers than Oprah.

Wouldn't know,don't watch either one. Of course the wife watchs Oprah and Ellen. That's when I retreat to the bedroom and watch the "Grass Growing" channel. (I can't stand listening to a studio full of women scream for no reason.)

hobie16 wrote:Of course she's always pissed off. Look at the dolts she has to deal with every day. How about putting her in Guest Relations one day a week? I bet those long lines would disappear fast.

Ooo, wouldn't that be a treat!! Judge Judy or not, wouldn't it be great if Disney would designate just one cast member at GR for each park who would not be constrained by Courtesy, and would be free to call people idiots to their faces? Just imagine the peace it would give every CM to be able refer the SG's to him/her!!

[INDENT]"I'm sorry you're upset I won't let your too-short child on the attraction. If you'd like to talk about making an exception to our safety guidelines, I'm sure [Judy] in Guest Relations can help you."

"I ruined your vacation by not giving you free merchandise and you're going to demand a refund for your park tickets? Sure, that happens all the time. I think [Judy] is the one that handles those requests."

"Front of the line passes for your rented unnecessary wheelchair and 20 companions? See [Judy]."[/INDENT]

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

BTW, if by some miracle Disney should adopt this suggestion, I don't necessarily want credit, but I would like to apply for one of the positions! :D: (Maybe I could even do it by video-conferencing, like in Up in the Air.)

BRWombat wrote: (Maybe I could even do it by video-conferencing, like in Up in the Air.)

via Skype. ;)

BRWombat wrote:... but I would like to apply for one of the positions!

I'd apply. If I got the job I'd channel Sam Kinison. Skip to 1:36. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_VURr6jnWQ

BRWombat wrote:I would like to apply for one of the positions!

Not a chance. Guest Relations CMs would be fighting death matches to pull a shift in that role!

hobie16 wrote:I'd apply. If I got the job I'd channel Sam Kinison. Skip to 1:36. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_VURr6jnWQ

SAM!!

one of my favorite guys!!

especially in "back to school!" hehehehe