Stupid Guest Tricks

All three of my names (first, last and maiden) are always on the list of most common names ever, I might as well be something like Mary Ann Johnson Smith, LOL, so mine comes up with the most amazingly incorrect, but interesting information ever - if I could pick and choose between all these women that share my name, we could make an amazing whole, LOL!

I looked myself up--they had a phone number I haven't used since mom died, the last house I lived in, before I moved in with friends, had my age as early 50's, BUT what's surprising is they said my occupation was retired (I wish!), and said I had children (WTF????), my education was listed as "some college"--sorry loserboy, I don't call an A.A. degree and a B.A. degree as being "some college"--that's "college graduate" to you!My neighborhood was classed as being upper middle class --ROTFLMAO! And my hobbies were listed as sports (blah), music, reading and collecting (well, I do have a collection of foreign coins....).