Stupid Guest Tricks

Doctor McKey wrote:No... Guests can not ride in the cockpit anymore because it was determined that their could be an increased distraction to the driver.... esp. if they got on at the Poly and had a Dole Whip with them.....


The Doctor

Or was in general related to any of the monorail drivers I know who can distract themselves with a piece of string.
Plus you know, someone has to occupy themselves holding up their console/pants/whatever is currently held up by tape.

kurtisnelson wrote:Or was in general related to any of the monorail drivers I know who can distract themselves with a piece of string.
Plus you know, someone has to occupy themselves holding up their console/pants/whatever is currently held up by tape.

I have only had to hold my pants/shorts up with string once.. Costuming was closed, and my belt broke half way threw the shift....


But your right.. their are those their that see something shiney and they are hypnotised...

The Doctor

Doctor McKey wrote:I have only had to hold my pants/shorts up with string once.. Costuming was closed, and my belt broke half way threw the shift....

What about the time you put a nice hole in the bottom of your pants?

Doctor McKey wrote:
But your right.. their are those their that see something shiney and they are hypnotised...

The Doctor

Fishing lures, beer bottles, hub caps, UFOs.

Wait, we're not talking about a redneck situation right now, are we?

Kurt... Which time... some of those costume piece fall apart when you look at it funny...

Indy... Not all of us Red Necks are that dumb

The Doctor

Doctor McKey wrote:Kurt... Which time... some of those costume piece fall apart when you look at it funny...

Indy... Not all of us Red Necks are that dumb

The Doctor

Years ago I was dating a young lady from Tennessee. Her mother came out to visit. One day the mother asked me, "Are the wrecks on the freeways here all as bad as I see on CHiPs?"

I replied, "Are the people in the South all as dumb as we see on The Dukes of Hazzard?"

hobie16 wrote:Years ago I was dating a young lady from Tennessee. Her mother came out to visit. One day the mother asked me, "Are the wrecks on the freeways here all as bad as I see on CHiPs?"

I replied, "Are the people in the South all as dumb as we see on The Dukes of Hazzard?"

Sounds like a conversation with my mother-in-law !

delsdad wrote:Sounds like a conversation with my mother-in-law !

Hope your wife doesn't read this dels. :D:

delsdad wrote:Sounds like a conversation with my mother-in-law !

She almost was until I determined her daughter was a PSYCO!!!

Main Streeter wrote:Hope your wife doesn't read this dels. :D:

She would agree wholeheartedly !

I have to nag her to call her Mom, yet she calls MY Mom quite willingly. Go figure!