Stupid Guest Tricks

windmillguy wrote:The only excuse I can think of is she had a debilitating neck disease that restricts the motion in her neck from looking up, and a glaucoma spot on her eyes blinds her from seeing all castles. HOLY POOP ON TOAST!!!! LOOK UP, YOU STUPID WOMAN!!!

Last tuesday a lady while we were waiting an hour for fireworks came up in the last 15 minutes of witing and saw a spot on the curb and told us a sob story close to that one, she was in a coma last year for 6 months and cant stand up and needs this spot, everyone was soo mad, but of course you cant say go away no its reserved, you have to be nice, grr how many times do you think she used this excuse? I would tell her our sob soories too, well i was in the hospital when i was 10 and almost need a blood transfusion, bugger off. also a lady got ran over by a ecv with a grnadma on it blazing through the hub with a 5 ich gap and ran over this ladys toe and almost sounded like it broke, it was a badd night, guest were sitting on the grass, gated off, still sitting? stupids! :p:

When I was still in ODV I was working the popcorn wagon at the hub and with the guest facing it asked me where the castle was. I've also been asked "where's magic mountain?" "Well, it's about an hour and twenty minutes north on the 5 freeway!" I've also been asked by a very inebriated guest..."Does the brer bar have beer?" :p: