Stupid Guest Tricks

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:AS far as I know, it dosn't exist. I think a sample of water is taken and they run some chem tests on it. (a friend of DW's owns a pool shop, and they clean pools) you should hear some of her stories! (Ewwwwww!)


hehehehehe

Urine does contain substances that I imagine would not exist in "pure" pool water, but I would think any urine would be VERY diluted in an average pool water sample. And how would they distinguish human from non-human urine?
I've seen bears, dogs, and frogs go swimming in pools. The pH would most likely be an indicater of excessive urine, I'm guessing.
To think we swam in those pee pools all these years and are still alive! :p:

turkeyham wrote:Lowes and Leslie's pool supplies. Also try Home Depo. Our pool has it.

Has what?

I went to lesliespool.com and typed "urine" in the search box, got nothing, same thing for "pee."

They do have a test that checks for Pseudomonas, Aeromonas, E.coli, species of Salmonella, Shigella, Enterobacter, Klebsiella and many other Coliform and non-Coliform bacteria, however it does not say that it checks specifically for urine, as I believe that would be hard to determine given the other stuff in the water.

This is an interesting read though:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine

Like I said, the lady that owns the shop can test for PH levels and all sorts of stuff, but like some other posters pointed out, 6 ounces of "fluid" in a 5000 gallon pool is pretty hard to detect.

why am I starting to see the scene from Caddyshack, when the caddys were allowed in the pool? hehehehehhehee

grumpy pirate wrote:like i said, the lady that owns the shop can test for ph levels and all sorts of stuff, but like some other posters pointed out, 6 ounces of "fluid" in a 5000 gallon pool is pretty hard to detect.

Why am i starting to see the scene from caddyshack, when the caddys were allowed in the pool? Hehehehehhehee

dookie!

ktulu wrote:dookie!

hehehehe

up until that movie, I LIKED Baby Ruths!

now, not so much!

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:hehehehe

up until that movie, I LIKED Baby Ruths!

now, not so much!

I could eat one right now...

We get this a lot at Jaws. It smells for DAYS.

There's a park near me that I have to pass to get to just about anywhere. Though there's at least one portapotty, when you walk by the park it smells like pee quite heavily. And somehow, it doesn't smell like dog pee, but more like human pee. I could be wrong, however. BTW, the portapotty is located far from the sidewalk. So it's not coming from there.

ktulu wrote:I went to lesliespool.com and typed "urine" in the search box, got nothing, same thing for "pee."]

Only YOU would do this K. Slow day at the office much? :D: