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Re: Michael Jackson will not be down for breakfast
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:46 pm
by hobie16
Syndrome wrote:Hell no, I just read a good one on Board X. Highlight below to read it:
Did you hear that they're going to recycle Michael's body into garbage bags? Just like in life, he'll be white, plastic, and dangerous to little kids.
You've opened the flood gates:
WalMart is having a sale in honor of Michael Jackson. Boy's underware, half off.
Re: Michael Jackson will not be down for breakfast
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:12 pm
by Princess Susi
Here is where he learned the Moonwalk...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxZcLWAmdco
Watch it! It is very cool and has my favorite terpsichorean in it! Freddie Boy! :D:
Re: Michael Jackson will not be down for breakfast
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:59 pm
by drcorey
a local deli has a sandwich honoring him,
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns...
Edit by CujoSR: I appreciate the spoiler tags on this one please.
Re: Michael Jackson will not be down for breakfast
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:12 pm
by darph nader
I have to leave now. My mommy is calling me.
Re: Michael Jackson will not be down for breakfast
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:24 am
by lady ulrike
hobie16 wrote:You've opened the flood gates:
WalMart is having a sale in honor of Michael Jackson. Boy's underware, half off.
Ok, I got this one in a text today. And this one is definitely not for the easily offended.
When Farrah Fawcett reached the pearly gates, God said she could have 1 wish, so she wished for all the children in the world to be safe. God promptly killed Michael Jackson.
Re: Michael Jackson will not be down for breakfast
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:08 am
by CujoSR
Bwa ha ha! I love that one! Stealing and reposting!
Re: Michael Jackson will not be down for breakfast
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:41 am
by darph nader
lady ulrike wrote:Ok, I got this one in a text today. And this one is definitely not for the easily offended.
When Farrah Fawcett reached the pearly gates, God said she could have 1 wish, so she wished for all the children in the world to be safe. God promptly killed Michael Jackson.
i like it :twisted:
Re: Michael Jackson will not be down for breakfast
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:45 am
by BRWombat
You are sick, twisted individuals.
No wonder I feel at home here. :D:
Re: Michael Jackson will not be down for breakfast
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:11 am
by GRUMPY PIRATE
I gotta admin, Lady Ulrike's joke has got to be the top one so far!!
hehehehehheee
I did hear a comment from one of the talking heads yesterday on HLN or CNN, (don't remember which) that said Michael Jackson effectively put down the revolution in Iraq.
Re: Michael Jackson will not be down for breakfast
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:25 am
by hobie16
lady ulrike wrote:Ok, I got this one in a text today. And this one is definitely not for the easily offended.
When Farrah Fawcett reached the pearly gates, God said she could have 1 wish, so she wished for all the children in the world to be safe. God promptly killed Michael Jackson.
Very very good!!!