Stupid Guest Tricks

Underwire Bras (they lift and separate! ;) )
Kids haven't flunked out (yet)
Still have a job in this economy
My neighbors are fairly well behaved
'95 Toyota Corolla still running well
Hubby still tolerates me
Alzheimer's is still years away! :D:

Out running police in a high speed chase

Waiting in 2 hour Indy line

Waiting in long restroom line

fetting my drivers licence

disneyaddict wrote: I Like Ike.

YES! But now I have the song stuck in my head...

Purpura wrote: Celebrating :elephant1

I think I saw Dumbo with that button...

smart1hermione wrote:-no wait on splash mountain!
-i expected the spanish inquisition!
-the witnesses disappeared!
-penicillin!
-it was only fine sand!

1. If only!
2. Well aren't you special!
3. Not touching that one
4. Hahahaha! :D:

BRWombat wrote: - Bonus from AIG

YES! Might I suggest some follow ups?

- Not taxed 100%! (Hopefully no one would wear this...)
- Bailed out!
- Bernanke likes me!

And one more-

- Today :D:

Finding a good($15/hour) job in the down economy and having no signs of losing it anytime soon.

Wait, that's something someone SHOULD celebrate.

Zazu wrote:Humidity
Earthquake-free Florida (or Hurricane-free California)
Mosquito Abatement
Justice for Morons
Second Retirement

but mostly...

Stupidity!

(What's that? No, of course I'm not talking about my employer!)

Zazu, Florida and South Dakota may be the states with the fewest earthquakes, but if you go to the USGS.gov site, you'll find that Florida has had some earthquakes in the past. As for California hurricanes, there was Kathleen, which was a hurricane for 6 hours, but it did affect California; it was back in the 60s or 70s--I'll have to look it up. Perhaps you should add "relatively" to earthquake free Florida and hurricane free California. :D:

Zazu wrote:Humidity
Earthquake-free Florida (or Hurricane-free California)
Mosquito Abatement
Justice for Morons
Second Retirement

but mostly...

Stupidity!

(What's that? No, of course I'm not talking about my employer!)

Okay, I'm back and have the links for Florida earthquakes as well as California hurricanes. First, the Florida quakes:
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/regional/sta ... istory.php
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/regional/sta ... istory.php

And now the California hurricanes (sound almost like musical groups or sports teams, don't they?):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_ ... (1976[/url)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Ca ... hurricanes

Yeah, I know about Wikipedia, but the other links were not as good.

felinefan wrote:Yeah, I know about Wikipedia, but the other links were not as good.

Hey, Wikipedia is just fine. Don't believe me? I have two words for you, open source. The more open source something becomes the better we see it become. Most people think the opposite is true, but it isn't, the best software is open source.

felinefan wrote:Zazu, Florida and South Dakota may be the states with the fewest earthquakes, but if you go to the USGS.gov site, you'll find that Florida has had some earthquakes in the past. As for California hurricanes, there was Kathleen, which was a hurricane for 6 hours, but it did affect California; it was back in the 60s or 70s--I'll have to look it up. Perhaps you should add "relatively" to earthquake free Florida and hurricane free California. :D:

For crying out loud, how big do you think those buttons are?!? :p:

Zazu wrote:For crying out loud, how big do you think those buttons are?!? :p:

Right, as if we're dealing in reality here... :D:

Zazu wrote:For crying out loud, how big do you think those buttons are?!? :p:

About two feet across and you could use the font used for fine print if you do not mind, sir.