Stupid Guest Tricks

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:From the Eagle...or the little piggy's?

I'm thinking piggies.

hobie16 wrote:They might be more concerned about your service Bald Eagle carrying off one of their spawn. :twisted:

hobie16 wrote:True but think of the high pitched squeals if the eagle could get him off the ground. :twisted:

How about freeing some of the dinosaurs of the Jurassic Park area of Universal, and point them in the general direction of World Drive? :twisted:

hobie16 wrote:They might be more concerned about your service Bald Eagle carrying off one of their spawn. :twisted:

No, these guys are trained snobs when it comes to what they eat :D:

leftcoaster wrote:How about freeing some of the dinosaurs of the Jurassic Park area of Universal, and point them in the general direction of World Drive? :twisted:

I'm thinking that either I-Drive or 192 would be more effective.

When I was a kid, we had this book titled "Amazing and Strange Animals". One of the animals was an eagle that carried off a 3 year old girl, dropping her on a ledge just below its nest. This was in Switzerland, I believe, in the late 40s or early 50s. When rescuers climbed up the cliffs to get her, she was lying sound asleep, with only a few scratches. Her mother had heard her scream when the eagle carried her off, ran outside and saw what happened. There was a photograph of this girl, now a grown woman with a husband; she was holding the tattered dress she'd worn when carried off, and she and her husband were looking at the mounted eagle that had swooped down and taken her. Somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn'tthe average 3 year old of normal size weigh about 30-35 pounds? If so that was one strong eagle.

"People At Board X Are Stupid!!!"

I agree.

And I also agree with all the other stuff people here have said about the board. (They got pissy about the napkin designs?? Gimme a break!) Some people scare me, they REALLY do. This reaches a whole new level of obsession.

Yet another example of why I have sworn off all Disney message boards except this one.

felinefan wrote:Somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn'tthe average 3 year old of normal size weigh about 30-35 pounds? If so that was one strong eagle.

According to baldeagleinfo.com their lifting power is about four pounds. This means that Swiss eagles are quite a bit bigger then our wimpy bald eagles or it was hyped up on Swiss chocolate.

leftcoaster wrote:How about freeing some of the dinosaurs of the Jurassic Park area of Universal, and point them in the general direction of World Drive? :twisted:

good idea, but think of the size power cord they would need....

drcorey wrote:good idea, but think of the size power cord they would need....

Well, with all the alternate power available, put some photo-voltaic cells on their back, and you COULD put a small beannie with a wind power turbine on their heads!!

RUM?