Stupid Guest Tricks

Yikes, I've never had that happen. Just guests yelling at me for getting them wet (when the were drowning in sweat... at least my water was cool and for the most part clean) or I've been attacked by little kids with hidden squeeze breezes :)

DisneyPrincess wrote:Yikes, I've never had that happen. Just guests yelling at me for getting them wet (when the were drowning in sweat... at least my water was cool and for the most part clean) or I've been attacked by little kids with hidden squeeze breezes :)

haha, the little kids that do that are the best. It's always fun to have a little "water fight" with the kids... especially in the middle of summer.

SpaceRanger wrote: haha, the little kids that do that are the best. It's always fun to have a little "water fight" with the kids... especially in the middle of summer.

It is fun :) and they have a blast doing it too. "I'm having a water fight in the middle of Disney!"

Canoes is the best place to have a water fight. We had the benefit of a wardrobe change. The guests had to wear that crap all day.

I would love to take the Safari Vehicle on a joy ride. Not very plausible... but fun.

Before I leave, I want to:

- See the half court in the Matterhorn.
- go up inside the castle where the fireworks are shot off from.
- See "Bucky", the Fantasmic! dragon.
- Drive an Autopia car around Disneyland park.
- See Fantasmic! from the balconey and the island.
- Go up into Walt's apartment.

DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:Before I leave, I want to:

- See the half court in the Matterhorn.
- go up inside the castle where the fireworks are shot off from.
- See "Bucky", the Fantasmic! dragon.
- Drive an Autopia car around Disneyland park.
- See Fantasmic! from the balconey and the island.
- Go up into Walt's apartment.

Wow it looks like you will be working there forever

Not quite the same as the thread discussion but during my last day at my last company ever, I handed out $10 lunch vouchers to all the people in manufacturing. Probably about eighty vouchers. I told them to use them fast because once accounting figured out what was going on they'd pull the plug.

I got kicked out my last day, though to be completely honest I'd been planning to quit eventually anyway--I was looking for another job, but doubt that had anything to do with it. But if I had the chance to do whatever I wanted on my last day, I would've taken all the managers, shift leaders, co-workers and guests that had pissed me off (there were alot of them, believe me!) and tied them to the tracks of either Ghostrider, Montezooma's Revenge, Jaguar! or Silver Bullet, figured out how to operate them (I tend to be good at that) and just reduce those suckers to mush!!!! I wouldn't use the tracks on the Grand Sierra Scenic Railroad (not enough power), or the Calico Railroad (they ain't makin' those anymore--this is a part of American history that has to be preserved, you know!). Yeah--put 'em on the rides that are losers like them! :twisted: Wouldn't let them get run over by the Stagecoach either--that would be cruel to the horses.

Not exactly extravagent or anything but what'd I'd do is...

For every person that asks how much anything that CLEARLY has the bloody price on it is (i.e. how much is this ($6.50 Autograph Book) I want to say some ridiculous price and be really non-chalant about it, like "$50.00"

Or when someone is in Tomorrowland and they want to go all the way to Critter Country, give them some really complex and totally wrong directions.

Basically I want to be a total bitch to the people who ask me the same questions I hear 42,000 times a day.