Stupid Guest Tricks

glendalais wrote: As to where I'll be, I'll give you a hint. All a Cast Member needs to know to do well in their job is to just keep swimming, swimming, swimming ;) .

It won't be long until you're at the wonderful car ride though, I'm sure. :)

Hey Glendalais... Here's some Bubbles for you OoOoOoOoOoOo You'll see lots of them. :D

Oooooooo,Oh! I Know! I Know where you're going! Pick me! Pick me!!!!! :nemo:
(we need a Dory smilie, pleeeze!)

DisneyMom wrote:we need a Dory smilie, pleeeze!

Well, since you ask so pretty and all:

:dory:

Let me know who your trainer is!

Bit of advice....

Nautilus is a brick. Drive about 25 RPM above profile speeds.

Scout is real touchy, and slows down a LOT slower than the other subs.

Voyager, pretty good.

Seafarer is cursed, it hates my guts, so I can't talk about it much.

Mariner drives fairly nice....pretty much right on profile.

And those are the ones I can remember how they drive.

Good luck, it's a great attraction. If it wasn't for those guys, I probably wouldn't have lasted as long as I did.

And remember, if anyone asks how those docks have stayed standing so strong for close to 50, tell them to take a look. They're covered with mussels.

But I kid...those are some very nice specimens. Imported all the way from Greece. Small island known as con-Crete.

Also, make sure whey they load in they move all the way down. I know we all like our elbow room, but really...there's no need to be shellfish.

And I don't just say this stuff for the halibut.
T

Zazu wrote:Well, since you ask so pretty and all:

:dory:

Double T wrote:Let me know who your trainer is!

Bit of advice....

Nautilus is a brick. Drive about 25 RPM above profile speeds.

Scout is real touchy, and slows down a LOT slower than the other subs.

Voyager, pretty good.

Seafarer is cursed, it hates my guts, so I can't talk about it much.

Mariner drives fairly nice....pretty much right on profile.

And those are the ones I can remember how they drive.

Good luck, it's a great attraction. If it wasn't for those guys, I probably wouldn't have lasted as long as I did.

And remember, if anyone asks how those docks have stayed standing so strong for close to 50, tell them to take a look. They're covered with mussels.

But I kid...those are some very nice specimens. Imported all the way from Greece. Small island known as con-Crete.

Also, make sure whey they load in they move all the way down. I know we all like our elbow room, but really...there's no need to be shellfish.

And I don't just say this stuff for the halibut.
T

Thanks Zazu for Dory! She's my favorite Nemo character. :)
You mean if I finally get to meet Glendalais,I'll only see him from the waist down
Wait a minute, that sounds wrong

DisneyMom wrote:Thanks Zazu for Dory! She's my favorite Nemo character. :)
You mean if I finally get to meet Glendalais,I'll only see him from the waist down
Wait a minute, that sounds wrong

Glendalais is a handsome fellow. You just have to mention that you're on SGT around people and if he hears you you'll get to meet him face to face, not just from the waist down. Heehee!

DisneyMom wrote:Thanks Zazu for Dory! She's my favorite Nemo character. :)
You mean if I finally get to meet Glendalais,I'll only see him from the waist down
Wait a minute, that sounds wrong

Purpura wrote:Glendalais is a handsome fellow. You just have to mention that you're on SGT around people and if he hears you you'll get to meet him face to face, not just from the waist down. Heehee!

Oh shucks. Now I'm embarassed (and a bit freaked out, for good measure :p :) .

If he's doing his job right, and if his knees can handle it, you should be able to meet him crouching down in the sail, welcoming Explorers aboard the sub, asking them to slide all the way down to the fore or aft of the sub, and reminding SG's that the Floatation Devices are not to be used as seat cushions.

And yes, you'll have SG's ask why there are Flotation Devices on the submarine.

"Why, will we sink?"

"Well, you ARE in a submarine....that's kind of the plan...."

T

glendalais wrote:Oh shucks. Now I'm embarassed (and a bit freaked out, for good measure :p :) .

Nono, don't worry, I am always well behaved! (Captain Jack didn't really mean it when he filed that restraining order!) :p: