Stories about guest behavior in theme parks.
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Another CM had told me they were really Emu!turkeyham wrote:The turkey legs at Disneyland, the SG claim that they are pork and lamb. I remember seeing fresh smoked turkey legs on the menu boards. Also this SG in front of me asked if the legs were vegiterian. Sure, they are processed tofu.
Then they'd be triple the price.Sarah Magdalene wrote:Another CM had told me they were really Emu!
Whoops... I seem to have fallen victim to Poe's Law (which states that "Without the use of a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to make a parody of Fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing.")Doctor McKey wrote:First off.. i know that i miss spelled it.. i did it for a reason.. first not to offend anyone and yes i know that not all famlies of that nationality are bad just like not all people from the south are stupid.. and people from West Virginia are not inbreed.. and blonds are dumb.
Second.. I am an equale oppertunity offender and dont see race, creed, or religion... they are all targets..
Third... my gehad is a holy strugle... I must make an example of the tasty slice of meat and eradicate it from this planet in its present form... even if that means i have to eat it.. ill take one for the team..
Please... I hope that not one takes offense to my rant... but people have become too PC in this world.. it is not black and white... it is not boy vs girl... we are all on this spinning top together.....
The_Doctor
No worries... I am just not a smiley kinda Doctor.... If you want.. you can think of me as Doctor Coldhands... your friendly < Fill Type of Doctor >Mayonnaise wrote:Whoops... I seem to have fallen victim to Poe's Law (which states that "Without the use of a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to make a parody of Fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing.")
I've been spending too much time reading the Rationalwiki's WIGO Conservapedia page. Sorry.
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Better than Doctor Jellyfinger...Doctor McKey wrote:you can think of me as Doctor Coldhands...
[font="Palatino Linotype"]i feel exactly the same way! it doesn't make much sense...i'd rather see the pirates go after the women than the food...but at least now it's johnny depp (oopppssss...i mean capt. jack ;) ) peeking out of that barrel instead of a cat[/font]drcorey wrote:I hate that they PCED the parks to death, bring POTC back to the original version.
sorry people, this is what pirates did, get over it.
[font="Palatino Linotype"]turkeyham wrote:One time I bought a turkey leg. It was good, and it made me sleepy.
If SG think they are ham? Why is there feathers on the bone? I didn't eat the remaining of the leg.
You are right, if it was emu, the leg would be heavy and probably not so much meat. ;)
:hysteria:JugglingFreak wrote:Better than Doctor Jellyfinger...