Stupid Guest Tricks

Purpura wrote:...here in SoCal, We don't get snow...

What about the time it snowed in Malibu and half the residents were clearing their driveways with their noses?

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:there you go...Get one of the Reindeer from the parade, some roller skates, and a good dog leash!!!

WooHoooo!!!!

Hahaha! Don't think the reindeer would let me... and I'm afraid of falling on skates, so someone would have to hold me up. No leash either

hobie16 wrote:What about the time it snowed in Malibu and half the residents were clearing their driveways with their noses?

I've never been to Malibu, nor would I want to see someone trying to snort snow.

hobie16 wrote:What about the time it snowed in Malibu and half the residents were clearing their driveways with their noses?

With their noses?

Want snow?

Come up to Canada in a few months!! We'll have lots of the white fluffy stuff here. As far as I'm concerned I could ship you some or all of it if ya want :twisted:

I just remembered some guy that put a lot of snow he shoveled from his driveway for sale on ebay. He made sure to tell the bidders that they would have to arrange for removal themselves. Buyer beware... if the snow melts... too bad so sad...

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:With their noses?

Mind altering snow, Ms Matterhorn.

CBeilby wrote:Mind altering snow, Ms Matterhorn.

D'oh! :homer:

hobie16 wrote:What about the time it snowed in Malibu and half the residents were clearing their driveways with their noses?

Hobie isn't just joking here. I lived in L.A. during the last "snow storm". It was 1/4-inch deep in Sepulveda Pass (I-405 between Santa Monica and the Valley).

Several locals stopped their cars and got out to see what the stuff was and some touron from Ohio who knew *exactly* what it was (and wasn't impressed) hit three, killing one of them.

Heckofa obit: "Killed while crossing an L.A. freeway in the snow." Don't see that group of words together often.

Zazu wrote:Hobie isn't just joking here. I lived in L.A. during the last "snow storm". It was 1/4-inch deep in Sepulveda Pass (I-405 between Santa Monica and the Valley).

Several locals stopped their cars and got out to see what the stuff was and some touron from Ohio who knew *exactly* what it was (and wasn't impressed) hit three, killing one of them.

Heckofa obit: "Killed while crossing an L.A. freeway in the snow." Don't see that group of words together often.

That qualified for a Darwin award!