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Re: Words Spell/Grammar Checker Misses
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:58 pm
by Zazu
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:What is this, the Spanish inquisition?
:inquisit:
Re: Words Spell/Grammar Checker Misses
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:59 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
He's here for an argument...and NOTHING more!
Re: Words Spell/Grammar Checker Misses
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:13 am
by JugglingFreak
Not really good for a one-liner but I always loved this bit. Guy gose to buy an ant from a store and the salesman comes up with a weird mask on and mistakes him for someone else which the man then wants to know who he thought he was..:
Salesman: Michael Ellis.
Customer: I see.
Salesman: Do you know him, sir?
Customer: Michael Ellis... Michael Ellis...
Salesman: You don't
Customer: Well, I don't remember the name.
Salesman: I think you would remember him, sir.
Customer: Why do you say that?
Salesman: Well, would you remember a man six foot nine inches high, fortyish, and he's got a long scar from here to here and absolutely no nose?
Customer: ... oh, I think I do remember somebody like that...
Salesman: Well, that's not Michael Ellis. He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice.
Re: Words Spell/Grammar Checker Misses
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:30 am
by BRWombat
"Burma!"
"Why did you say 'Burma'?"
"I panicked."
Re: Words Spell/Grammar Checker Misses
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:38 pm
by JugglingFreak
Splunge!!
Did he say splunge? What the hell does splunge mean?
It means it's a great idea or possibly not but I'm not being indecisive..
Re: Words Spell/Grammar Checker Misses
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:44 pm
by Princess Susi
Stupid Guest Ticks...
Re: Words Spell/Grammar Checker Misses
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:52 pm
by BRWombat
JugglingFreak wrote:Splunge!!
Did he say splunge? What the hell does splunge mean?
It means it's a great idea or possibly not but I'm not being indecisive..
Yes! No! Perhaps!
Re: Words Spell/Grammar Checker Misses
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:41 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
Princess Susi wrote:Stupid Guest Ticks...
I thought that was a unit of time!
Re: Words Spell/Grammar Checker Misses
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 4:27 pm
by hobie16
Princess Susi wrote:Stupid Guest Ticks...
Some of them are blood suckers. :D:
Re: Words Spell/Grammar Checker Misses
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:45 pm
by Tara_Lee3
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:The prostrate's of the Caribbean!
I have been wondering this whole thread if "Prostrate" was a spell / grammar check miss...
I believe the intended word was....
...Prostate?