Stupid Guest Tricks

EeyoresButterfly wrote:Urban legend strikes! While it did come out of prisons, it never signalled sexual availability. http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/sagging.asp

Still, I would bet the kids you want to say that to aren't smart enough to use Snopes. I say use it, no matter how stupid it really is.

mechurchlady wrote:Reminds me of a nake mole rat that fell into the crisco, lol.

Actually, if it involves shaving, wouldn't that be a wallaby? :rufus:

Syndrome wrote:I know this is totally off topic, but for some reason this thread brought a flashback to a memory of Mr. Syndrome describing a scene in the men's dressing room at the health club. A naked dude was standing by the lockers, one foot up on the bench, casually shaving his...er, nut sack. UGH!!!!

One false move with the blade, instant soprano!

felinefan wrote:One false move with the blade, instant soprano!

No, there is a difference between soprano and castrato; the latter is reputed to have a more vibrant tone. (See the Wikipedia entry.)

Speaking for all men, this is a REALLY bad direction that the thread is going!!!

know what I meant??


Arrrrrrhhhhhhh!!

aaaRRRrrrhhh,
pull up yer pants matey so's I don't have ter look at ye poop deck...

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Speaking for all men, this is a REALLY bad direction that the thread is going!!!

Yeah, it is more than just a little scary.

Cheshire Figment wrote:No, there is a difference between soprano and castrato; the latter is reputed to have a more vibrant tone. (See the Wikipedia entry.)

Castrating a guy in order to produce a castrato has been illegal for quite some time. I read once that when the use of castrati was at its peak, some time in the 1700s I think, since castrati could earn a very comfortable living, parents would have their sons castrated in hopes he could become a singer and bring them wealth. Unfortunately, most of the boys were not musically talented, which was the overlooked requirement, and as a result quite a few boys had to go through life talking like girls. The one good thing was as long as it was done before the boy turned 12, he wouldn't have to worry about going bald. Castrati did tend to get fat, however.

...reminds me of that old joke about sharks...

"help, help, there are SHARKS DOWN HERE!"

JugglingFreak wrote:It was a regular swimsuit... I don't do speedos.. Though that might help increase the speed so I might just have to now.... :D:

Actually the best thing is a thong, just enough cloth to make you aerodynamic. Also you could hot glue to your shoulder blades, butt cheeks and heels some casters like they put under furniture legs.

I will be elsewhere for a while. Oh the horror of a thonged person with 6 teflon coated casters on their backside and heels. And hairless and crisco covered, yuk. I bet one of us could hit 70 MPH.

Short fat lady waddles at 70 MPH toward rose bushes for purging and rose bush decorating. gross me out, me will think of other happy thoughts.

How about these new swim suits that some Olympic swimmers are using? These cost about $500 each and so far are available only to the USA Swim Team. They are supposed to be extremely slick and can decrease a person's time in a race by more than a second.