Stupid Guest Tricks

The last time I was in the Tiki Room there were so few people I could have laid down in the back row and not disturbed anyone else. Unless I snored of course.

ktulu wrote:Geriatricland! Full of comfy chairs (the kind that will lift you up and out), benches and beds big enough for one to take naps! They could also have televisions showing matlock 24/7 and recordings of old men/women talking about "the good ole days!"

I LOVE this! Nice and Comfy! But I have to ask, What about the REALLY LOUD snorers? That could ruin a good nap in Geriatic Land! Maybe it should be called Burn'tOutBoomerLand!!! hehehe

Ralphy can sleep anywhere! When we went shopping for furniture, he would find the most comfortable recliner and was out the rest of the shopping trip. He just had to sign the check after I picked out all the furniture! He sleeps, he gets NO choice in the design! Muwahahahaha!!!! Right? Only fair!
He has been known to sleep at the Parks on attractions when he is really tired.
I think there shouild be a *restful* place to go to to catch a few Zzzz's or 40 winks to get rested up for the rest of the day!
Burn'tOutBoomerLand! YAY!!!!! :dope: :sparky:

sues

glendalais wrote:
Along come a group of SG teens who proceed to torment the poor women. They're poking her, posing for pictures with her asleep (fairly sound sleeper, she was), and generally making a******* out of themselves.
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This story reminds me of a story in the Bible about an elderly prophet who was tormented by, as the bible describes them, children, but probably more likely teenagers, by following him around and calling him a baldhead. Well, because of the disrespect the boys showed, the prophet called down vengence from God on them, and wild bears came and chased the boys and killed them. How's that for vengence?!!!!

TT

Terrytunes wrote:This story reminds me of a story in the Bible about an elderly prophet who was tormented by, as the bible describes them, children, but probably more likely teenagers, by following him around and calling him a baldhead. Well, because of the disrespect the boys showed, the prophet called down vengence from God on them, and wild bears came and chased the boys and killed them. How's that for vengence?!!!!

TT

Ooo, wouldn't that make a great attraction? ("Elisha's Revenge"???)

Send them to Universal - we'll supply the bears!

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 8079.story

Princess Susi wrote:I LOVE this! Nice and Comfy! But I have to ask, What about the REALLY LOUD snorers? That could ruin a good nap in Geriatic Land! Maybe it should be called Burn'tOutBoomerLand!!!

That's be beauty of Geriatric Land! The old people, like Hobie, are so deaf they can't hear the snoring around them!

Burn'tOutBoomerLand is still a drawing on the boards, no budget, unless they take away Cars Land, and you'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands :D:

ktulu wrote:The old people, like Hobie, are so deaf they can't hear the snoring around them!

How did you know? That's what happens when you beat your brains out on the drums for so many years.

I'm amazed nobody has pointed out the obvious to what can happen to people falling asleep in public places: they can get their pockets picked, purse stolen, goods taken, etc.. One of these days, somebody's gonna fall asleep and end up getting injured or killed by some thrill-seeking, psycho kids.

hobie16 wrote:How did you know? That's what happens when you beat your brains out on the drums for so many years.

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, and the rest of the world to revolve around him.

I figure it is only a matter of time before I lose my hearing. I tend to put on headphones when I play my drums, and crank it up to 11...

Old drummers never die. They just beat it out of town.

What do you call someone that hangs out around musicians?

Drummer