Stories about guest behavior in theme parks.
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Chuck Norris did meet the Menehune once, but they were all giants. Chuck Norris round house kicked them all so hard that their DNA changed and nothing but dwarfs were produced. They went into hiding in the deep forests and hidden valleys of the Hawaiian Islands.hobie16 wrote:The Menehune will get Chuckie if he ever sets foot in the Islands.
This is beginning to sound suspiciously like the Neverending Story thread......ktulu wrote:Chuck Norris did meet the Menehune once, but they were all giants. Chuck Norris round house kicked them all so hard that their DNA changed and nothing but dwarfs were produced. They went into hiding in the deep forests and hidden valleys of the Hawaiian Islands.
Chuck Norris ended the Never Ending Story.Whazzup wrote:This is beginning to sound suspiciously like the Neverending Story thread......
Without pictures it never happened.ktulu wrote:Chuck Norris ended the Never Ending Story.
You know how Indians used to believe that photos stole their soul? Well, it is a fact that Chuck Norris steals exposures from cameras. Chuck Norris only allows cameras to take Chuck Norris' picture when Chuck Norris feels like it.hobie16 wrote:Without pictures it never happened.
Chuckie should be more selective.ktulu wrote:Chuck Norris only allows cameras to take Chuck Norris' picture when Chuck Norris feels like it.
...And his house!JugglingFreak wrote:David Carradine owns Chuck Norris..
That Kangaroo had it coming.hobie16 wrote:Chuckie should be more selective.
Chuck Norris
Kangaroo Murderer
Yes, yes he does.JugglingFreak wrote:
David Carradine owes Chuck Norris..
Chuck Norris does not need a house, wherever Chuck Norris goes, Chuck Norris is at home. Once while Chuck Norris was at home depot, Chuck Norris was snacking on some roofing nails and decided Chuck Norris was tired. The employees built a 4,000 sq foot house in the parking lot, completely furnished, in 2 hours for Chuck Norris. Once Chuck Norris stopped waiting (Chuck Norris does not sleep, Chuck Norris waits), Chuck Norris round house kicked the house and all the parts flew back onto the shelves in the proper place. If that is not amazing enough, the wood and other parts that were cut in the process of building the house were found intact.hobie16 wrote:...And his house!