Stupid Guest Tricks

Randy B wrote:Naw. A vacuum would cause the head to implode and suck the CM into the vast empty void. Maybe we have inadvertanly discovered the cause of SGs. Their heads contain a small black hole that sucks every thought into another dimension!

Randy

Randy, you are a genius! :D:

If that is true, you don't want them NEAR ToT!!!

Syndrome wrote:OMG, that is so wrong on so many levels! Would it have been insensitive to ask to borrow one of his prostetics and beat the living snot out of the SG with it?

I would say, "nope!"

Randy B wrote:IN an oyster? :D:

Randy

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Umm, in the butt, bob.

(My omage to the newlywed game!)

good answer, good answer!!!

smart1hermione wrote:Jeebus people. Work inspires such violent thoughts in you people.

Eehhhh, what do you expect??? :D It's the SG's fault.

Randy B wrote:Naw, wouldn't do any damage there. A Deliberate SG (as opposed to the occasional "senior moment") has their "brains" (and I use that term very broadly as they are not brains as I recognize them) protected under thick fat padding in the posterior region. So a fork in the ear will only increase the whistle of air flowing through. But a kick in the a$$ has some chance of causing shock waves through the fat to the scene of all SG thinking processes.

Randy

No, SG's leave their brains in the large yellow buckets at MCO and the entrance arches to the world. You may have seen them before. They have large signs on them that say, Please deposit brain here!

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Umm, in the butt, bob.

(My omage to the newlywed game!)

Bob's question to the contestants was "Where was the strangest place you ever made whoopie?"

Women tend to think of the romantic places as an answer to that question - Outdoors on a bed of rose petals, for example.

Men tend to consider the mechanics/performance of the act - where to stick it.

I liked the Harry Anderson response, captured in the Showtime special "Hello Sucker", to the guest heckling his needle through arm geek routine "Can't you stick it somewhere else?"
"Don't ask a question you don't really want to hear the answer to." deadpanned Harry.
Needle through Arm, via YouTube

smart1hermione wrote: "what is the correct placement of an oyster fork?"

On the right-hand side of the bowl in a spoon. I just had to beat Zazu to this one.

GaTechGal wrote:On the right-hand side of the bowl in a spoon. I just had to beat Zazu to this one.

No contest. I just plant them in the chairs. Somebody else provides the weapons.

I don't like oysters anyway -- it's like they're not done yet!

Zazu wrote:it's like they're not done yet!

Remind me not to take you to sushi. There's a really good place in Hunter's Creek. And one in Sarasota.

Big Wallaby wrote:Remind me not to take you to sushi. There's a really good place in Hunter's Creek. And one in Sarasota.

Actually, I *love* sushi! It's proof that something can be raw and well done at the same time!

Where's the place in Hunter's Creek? I can probably walk there from here!

There's also a very good sushi place where I work....

It's called Suki Hanna, in Town Center, about three doors down from Publix and next to the Hallmark store. They have a couple ways you can do it... they have the regular menu, and then there's the all you can eat for $21.95. The sushi is as good there as I have had at other places for twice the price.