What the *#&@ do the Beach Boys have to do with EPCOT?

Ms. Matterhorn · Post by **Ms. Matterhorn** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:05 pm

I LUV Chip wrote:"F...R...E...E that spells free credit report dot com baby! I saw their commercial on my tv...."

Lord, I hate that one. Every time I hear it, it gets stuck into my head for days. sigh

"It's a small world after all...."

Oooooh, I hate that one too! The loser in the pirate outfit...

felinefan · Post by **felinefan** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:45 pm

Oh, I don't know, I think the pirate one is kind of cute.

I think one of the worst commercials I saw featured a marble statue of a man, similar to Michaelangelo's David, and this woman arrives at the museum where the statue is, dressed in a full-length fur coat. She hurries to where the statue is, drops the fur coat, and it's implied she's wearing nothing under the coat. Then she embraces the statue, and there's a 360 degree spin, implying the woman is doing it with the statue. It ends with her standing, looking at the statue, back to us, and the name of a perfume comes up. Is that a lousy way to sell perfume, or what? Fortunately, the ad didn't run very long. What's the message--"Use our perfume and you'll enjoy the ultimate in safe sex by boinking marble artwork"?

GRUMPY PIRATE · Post by **GRUMPY PIRATE** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:47 pm

felinefan wrote:Oh, I don't know, I think the pirate one is kind of cute.

I think one of the worst commercials I saw featured a marble statue of a man, similar to Michaelangelo's David, and this woman arrives at the museum where the statue is, dressed in a full-length fur coat. She hurries to where the statue is, drops the fur coat, and it's implied she's wearing nothing under the coat. Then she embraces the statue, and there's a 360 degree spin, implying the woman is doing it with the statue. It ends with her standing, looking at the statue, back to us, and the name of a perfume comes up. Is that a lousy way to sell perfume, or what? Fortunately, the ad didn't run very long. What's the message--"Use our perfume and you'll enjoy the ultimate in safe sex by boinking marble artwork"?

OR: IT smells so bad, the only man you can get close to is made of stone?

GRUMPY PIRATE · Post by **GRUMPY PIRATE** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:49 pm

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:Oooooh, I hate that one too! The loser in the pirate outfit...

WHAT?????

DisneyMom · Post by **DisneyMom** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:34 am

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:WHAT?????

No, You heard her wrong! She said she LOVES Pirates, and wishes he would lose his outfit cause he's so cute....right?........Ms. Matterhorn? ;)

I LUV Chip · Post by **I LUV Chip** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:10 am

GP...We all LOVE you...but that guy isn't a real pirate so HE's a loser....

:D:

Princess Susi · Post by **Princess Susi** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:41 am

felinefan wrote:Oh, I don't know, I think the pirate one is kind of cute.

I think one of the worst commercials I saw featured a marble statue of a man, similar to Michaelangelo's David, and this woman arrives at the museum where the statue is, dressed in a full-length fur coat. She hurries to where the statue is, drops the fur coat, and it's implied she's wearing nothing under the coat. Then she embraces the statue, and there's a 360 degree spin, implying the woman is doing it with the statue. It ends with her standing, looking at the statue, back to us, and the name of a perfume comes up. Is that a lousy way to sell perfume, or what? Fortunately, the ad didn't run very long. What's the message--"Use our perfume and you'll enjoy the ultimate in safe sex by boinking marble artwork"?

Holey Moley! I have not seen that one! That is just...icky! :p:

Theme Park Where · Post by **Theme Park Where** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:56 am

Actually I hate that free credit report one for the fact that it implies that having your identity stolen means you have to take a stupid remedial job wearing a costume and working with tourists, which is pretty much what I do for a living thank you very much! :mad: It's bad enough that I don't get paid a lot and everyone is always complaining that I must be stupid for continuing to do a job I love even if it doesn't pay well, but to have the implication that not only am I stupid for doing it but it would be a punishment for not protecting your credit for someone to do this job is a bit insulting.

GRUMPY PIRATE · Post by **GRUMPY PIRATE** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:23 pm

I LUV Chip wrote:GP...We all LOVE you...but that guy isn't a real pirate so HE's a loser....

:D:

OH...OKay!!

I realized the commercial you were talking about! I saw the same group doing one where he gets a really bad car, and him crew is dissed!

Clever. One of my credit cards includes a free monthly credit review, so I use that, and download the annual one from the agencies once a year!!

JugglingFreak · Post by **JugglingFreak** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:08 pm

The "FreeCreditReport.com" guy's name is Eric Violette. He is a french/canadian actor/singer.

I like the commercials but FreeCreditReport.com has been sued by the FTC once and investigate by the state of Florida for "deceptive" practices.

Here's the guy's website (http://www.ericviolette.com), it's in french but he has all 3 freecreditreport.com commercials on it.. As well as a couple of videos in French so I couldn't tell you what they were..

Yes, I have NO life..

(PS. I used to have a Geo Metro just like the one in the commercial. Had it for 12 years.. Great little car..)

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