Stupid Guest Tricks

Syndrome wrote:There's only one problem with the above statement...none of us Florida locals HAVE a basement! It's that stupid high water table, dontcha know. I suppose I could fit a few up in the attic tho'.

I never said the basement cheerleader storage facility had to be a DRY basement. Now did I. And after its use it can be billed as an indoor pool. :D:

Randy

Plus if the water gets too high, they can just form a pyramid!

It would suck to be the base!!!

At the Anaheim Convention center, there is plenty of under ground parking. You can stash thousands of them and no one would know. :D:

But think about the potential damage to the cars... a misfired stunting cheerleader could do some serious damage to bodywork with her thicky thick thick skull.

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Which brings up a good topic, why not complain that they are not safe, and REQUIRE them all to wear helmets and pads, I mean, even the people riding bikes are required to wear helmets, why not the cheerleaders?

They keep claiming its a sport! if so, where are the safety padding, knee pads, elbow pads, chest protectors, helmets, and so on!

I'm guessing they class with gymnastics, in that they are PRESUMABLY performing in a safely padded venue... the trouble seems to be that they don't always use pads, so the constant concussive damage from falling off pyramids and onto concrete has given them a case of the dumb... which causes them to perform repeatedly in unsafe and inconvenient places.

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Thats kinda what I was getting at. REQUIRE them to wear the safety equiptment like all organized sports.

I get that... I was just saying I think they're in the class of organized sports where it's the venue and not the players that are meant to be padded... I mean... you never saw a gymnast in a helmet and padds... didja? :p:

Now that's an interesting mental picture... *Imagines gymnasts wrapped up like the Michelin man.. which leads to mental pictures of Michelin cheerleaders trying to form a pyramid and failing miserably.*

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Would bubble wrap work? PLus you could have the fun of poking them to hear that satisfying "POP" sound.

Ooooooooooooo..... I like that idea.

*Cackles madly.*

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