Stupid Guest Tricks

DisneyMom wrote:Ooooooh! I have an idea! Disneyland could have " Menstrual Days" for ladies only! It would include Free Midol and Chocolate (as well as feminine products)
The only drawback would be the extra-long bathroom lines, but security could
always be increased those days...Also any male CMs would need a bodyguard! :p:

DisneyMom wrote:Hmmmmm, that would have been preferable to the antics of my ex-husband.....at least the Nomadic Biker Gangs have the decency to leave after
they are no longer useful!
(as some of you know, I am HAPPILY remarried :) )

DisneyMom, you made me LOL this morning!

:hysteria: That is what this thread is for! LOL LOL LOL

felinefan wrote:It's posts like this that make me glad I've already gone through the change. Once at Knott's I was in the bathroom and a guest asked me if I had a tampon for her daughter. The bathrooms didn't have the machines. I had to direct her to First Aid, because I told her I didn't carry them anymore. Yeah, I guess the hair color keeps the gray well-hidden, but the lighting in there must've kept her from seeing the creases on my face....

LOL! LOL! LOL! :hysteria: I am still *going through the change* but I ain't changed all the way yet! I still need to keep those little guys around. The only problem is I NEVER know WHEN I will need them. Yes, Hair color, the best thing since sliced bread! Makes me look 10 yrs younger! :)

Ahhhhhhhh, the joys of being a woman! I actually can't wait til I have changed all the way into...what? An old woman...er...Goddess with no more use for Aisle #13. Actually, I won't be a Princess anymore, I will be the QUEEN!!!!!!!!!
HRH Susi
P.S. Our local morning show guys are talking about Panty shields with wings! LOLOLOLOL!!!!! This discussion is contagious! :twisted: :p:

Come on posters! Find some funny cartoons, jokes and comics!!! Share! Share! :D:
HRH Princess Susi

HERE'S SOMETHING WE'LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE.........AMAZING


Suddenly the shoreline north of Sydney were transformed into the Cappuccino Coast.
Foam swallowed an entire beach and half the nearby buildings, including the local
lifeguards' centre, in a freak display of nature at Yamba in New South Wales.
One minute a group of teenage surfers were waiting to catch a wave, the next they
were swallowed up in a giant bubble bath. The foam was so light that they could puff
it out of their hands and watch it float away.



Boy in the bubble bath: Tom Woods, 12, emerges from the clouds of foam after deciding
that surfing was not an option. It stretched for 30 miles out into the Pacific in a
phenomenon not seen at the beach for more than three decades. Scientists explain
that the foam is created by impurities in the ocean, such as salts, chemicals, dead
plants, decomposed fish and excretions from seaweed. All are churned up together
by powerful currents which cause the water to form bubbles These bubbles stick to
each other as they are carried below the surface by the current towards the shore.
As a wave starts to form on the surface, the motion of the water causes the bubbles
to swirl upwards and, massed together, they become foam.
The foam 'surfs' towards shore until the wave 'crashes', tossing the foam into the air.



Whitewash: The foam was so thick it came all the way up to the surf club
'It's the same effect you get when you whip up a milk shake in a blender,'
explains a marine expert. 'The more powerful the swirl, the more foam you
create on the surface and the lighter it becomes.' In this case, storms off the
New South Wales Coast and further north off Queensland had created a huge
disturbance in the ocean, hitting a stretch of water where there was a
particularly high amount of the substances which form into bubbles.
As for 12-year-old beachgoer Tom Woods, who has been surfing since he
was two, riding a wave was out of the question. 'Me and my mates just spent
the afternoon leaping about in that stuff,' he said.
'It was quite cool to touch and it was really weird. It was like clouds of air -
you could hardly feel it.'

Children play among all the foam which was been whipped up by cyclonic
conditions






Interesting story, huh!!!!!!
sues

Knowing that the foam was caused by, among other things, chemicals, I sure as HECK would not want to be in it!!!!

Dead fish and plants and excretions - YUCKY POO!!

DO YOU EAT HERSHEY CHOCOLATE?





We were raised on HERSHEY chocolate as kids and even into adulthood. I will never eat it again. I hope from now on you will throw yours away whenever you are given any . It seems as though nothing is safe to eat anymore.
This is what happens when you eat HERSHEY chocolate!
THIS IS A MEDICAL WARNING!!
It could happen to you, your family and friends!!






























HERSHEY Chocolate can cause SMALL FEET !!



Warn everyone !!

Princess Susi wrote:...HERSHEY Chocolate can cause SMALL FEET !!

Two thoughts -- (1) I'm really worried about the two whose suit bottoms have, um, disappeared. I hope they're wearing suit bottoms! (2) They'd make a really interesting barbershop quartet.

Princess Susi wrote:DO YOU EAT HERSHEY CHOCOLATE?





We were raised on HERSHEY chocolate as kids and even into adulthood. I will never eat it again. I hope from now on you will throw yours away whenever you are given any . It seems as though nothing is safe to eat anymore.
This is what happens when you eat HERSHEY chocolate!
THIS IS A MEDICAL WARNING!!
It could happen to you, your family and friends!!

HERSHEY Chocolate can cause SMALL FEET !!



Warn everyone !!

"WE WANTS THE RED HEAD, WE WANTS THE RED HEAD!!"



WAIT.....


No, no we dont!!!!!

Whazzup wrote:Dead fish and plants and excretions - YUCKY POO!!

Sounds like a new theme park! ;)

Princess Susi wrote:DO YOU EAT HERSHEY CHOCOLATE?
We were raised on HERSHEY chocolate as kids and even into adulthood. I will never eat it again. I hope from now on you will throw yours away whenever you are given any . It seems as though nothing is safe to eat anymore.
This is what happens when you eat HERSHEY chocolate!
THIS IS A MEDICAL WARNING!!
It could happen to you, your family and friends!!
HERSHEY Chocolate can cause SMALL FEET !!

Warn everyone !!

Well Damn, NOW YA tell me!