Stupid Guest Tricks

If this is Tourist Season, what's my limit?

BRWombat wrote:I just want to know why y'all don't speak normal English. You know, like us Texans. ;)

Because we like to eventually get to the point. There's also a limit to what you can describe using only bovine analogies. Keeps concerned New Yorkers from checking you for a pulse, too.

Yeah, I'm from California, how could you tell? Remind me some day to tell you what two-word phrase we use instead of "Texas".

JugglingFreak wrote:I know what the following mean:

Lolo (with the long 'O' sound)
Pakalolo
Haole
And a few others.

I had a friend in high school who grew up in Hawaii..

Short confession, her nickname for me was "lolo". It was a long while before I figured out what that meant (she wouldn't tell me)..

Of course this was back in the day before internet was available to common folk.. :D:

How does that song go, Hobie? "Who is the lolo, who stole my pakalolo?"........

Whazzup wrote:How does that song go, Hobie? "Who is the lolo, who stole my pakalolo?"........

Sounds like the theme song for Hana.

I'm suprised no one's brought up L337 yet.

!t's @ sm@ll w0rld @ftr @ll.
!t's @ sm@ll w0rld @ftr @ll.
!t's @ sm@ll sm@ll w0rld...

d00d!


When I was in middle school I had a similar dialect to Crush the Turtle. Gnarly dude...

hobie16 wrote:Sounds like the theme song for Hana.

Isn't that where "Maui Wowie" comes from?

JugglingFreak wrote:Isn't that where "Maui Wowie" comes from?

It probably comes from all over the island. Some of the best letters to the editor are rants about legalizing pot. We've still got a few unreconstructed hippies running around the hills so it wouldn't surprise me to find farms up the mountain from where I live.

Mt neighbor across the street is a coffee bean rustler. He'd probably know as he's always hiking up in the woods.

Mt neighbor across the street is a coffee bean rustler. He'd probably know as he's always hiking up in the woods.

DUDE! If I lived near a coffee bean farm I'd be like, arrested constantly for eating my neighbor's crop LOL

CHA!

I have been known to eat the beans straight from the bag I wonder what they taste like before you roast them. . .

February wrote:DUDE! If I lived near a coffee bean farm I'd be like, arrested constantly for eating my neighbor's crop LOL

CHA!

I have been known to eat the beans straight from the bag I wonder what they taste like before you roast them. . .

There's an area above us that's been divided up into five acre lots and is called The Coffee Plantation. It originally was a coffee farm created on fallow cane fields, but didn't show a profit so the company went out of business. The trees are still there and producing so the idea is to create "gentleman's farms" and try to make a go of it again.

I've mountain biked through it and there are a lot of beans on the trees.

http://www.kaanapalicoffeefarms.com/

hobie16 wrote:There's an area above us that's been divided up into five acre lots and is called The Coffee Plantation. It originally was a coffee farm created on fallow cane fields, but didn't show a profit so the company went out of business. The trees are still there and producing so the idea is to create "gentleman's farms" and try to make a go of it again.

I've mountain biked through it and there are a lot of beans on the trees.

http://www.kaanapalicoffeefarms.com/

*THUD*

(when I wake up from passing out the first thing I'm going to do is make a cup of coffee! I have a new fantasy dream life to daydream about now- coffee farmer on Maui LOL!)