Stupid Guest Tricks

vixen101485 wrote:Donnie the sick puppy that he is says that Donkey just crawled right in....eeewwwww

He also had an additional comment on this. Quote/Unquote ......He says that Donkey is a member of the horse family and horses are known to be --how can I put this?---Well Endowed.

I like BW's version with the ladder and I agree, poor Dragon could not have had a postive answer when Donkey asked her "was it good for you?"

Ok it is late and I am pondering waaaaayyyyy too much

Come on guys(and gals) ITS A CARTOON!!!!!!! We are not supposed to THINK about that stuff....Hmm Jessica Rabbit......

Let us not forget the South Park episode with the pig and the elephant.

vixen101485 wrote:I was reading this to Donnie and I just realized what you commented on. Did you actually write this yourself or was it Memorex? I am highly impressed either way. Donnie's dad would absolutely love it. Is it ok to send him a copy?

In December 1988 I was on a team at the Administrative Office of the US Courts involved in the design, installation, testing, etc., of the new Central Accounting System. In the week between Christmas and New Years all the bosses were burning Annual Leave, and so were most of the contractor people, so we had lots of time to kill. This was a project of six people. Plus there were some lawyers in the office next to our who chimed in from time to time.

I know I typed it into my computer as we were going along. WordPerfect's spell checker was not really happy with it, but we also had a Merriem-Webster Unabridged available to us.

At the end we were all satisfied with it. I had Right Writer installed on my computer (I think it was an add-on to WordPerfect) and that is where we got the 21.6 score from.

Feel free to copy and distribute it. I don't know how many hundreds of copies I have passed out (in hard copy) to people. BTW, I posted it on DisBoards on the Community Board and the filters *ed out "labia"

I am soooooo impressed that y'all wrote that. WOW! Thanks for permission to forward it. Donnie's dad is gonna love it. I am sure with all the forward he does it will be very popular soon. LOL

LOL about the Wordperfect spellchecker. I had to set ours to recognize the word Disney ...good lord.

Doesnt surprise me much about "evil board X" Touchy thing, the censorbot on there.

Cheshire Figment wrote:In December 1988 I was on a team at the Administrative Office of the US Courts involved in the design, installation, testing, etc., of the new Central Accounting System. In the week between Christmas and New Years all the bosses were burning Annual Leave, and so were most of the contractor people, so we had lots of time to kill. This was a project of six people. Plus there were some lawyers in the office next to our who chimed in from time to time.

I know I typed it into my computer as we were going along. WordPerfect's spell checker was not really happy with it, but we also had a Merriem-Webster Unabridged available to us.

At the end we were all satisfied with it. I had Right Writer installed on my computer (I think it was an add-on to WordPerfect) and that is where we got the 21.6 score from.

Feel free to copy and distribute it. I don't know how many hundreds of copies I have passed out (in hard copy) to people. BTW, I posted it on DisBoards on the Community Board and the filters *ed out "labia"

Oh! I have forgot that Right Writer would do that!! (its been a while since I used that!!) I did print it out!!

One grandson thought it was funny!!

Donnie's dad loved it and caught on to it quickly. We did have to convince him that we knew who wrote it. LOL He said to say good job. Give him a few days and you will be famous Chessy as he has a huge fascination with forwarding.

vixen101485 wrote:Donnie's dad loved it and caught on to it quickly. We did have to convince him that we knew who wrote it. LOL He said to say good job. Give him a few days and you will be famous Chessy as he has a huge fascination with forwarding.

I wonder what some of the more famous Christmas Caroles would come out too?

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:I wonder what some of the more famous Christmas Caroles would come out too?

OH CHESSY, you have a new fanbase who wants more. :D:

vixen101485 wrote:OH CHESSY, you have a new fanbase who wants more. :D:

Well, I DO have that program, its just that we have not used Wordperfect for many years, I could load it up and then load right writer and do it, but.. PIRATE (errr... too lazy)hehehe