Stupid Guest Tricks

The few time's I've asked groups to confirm their cell phones and pagers were turned off I also asked them to disable any low yield tactical nuclear weapons.

When introducing a speaker I'd always add something like, "And his steely like gaze has an unsettling effect on livestock."

hobie16 wrote:The few time's I've asked groups to confirm their cell phones and pagers were turned off I also asked them to disable any low yield tactical nuclear weapons.

When introducing a speaker I'd always add something like, "And his steely like gaze has an unsettling effect on livestock."

Hey, a Veterinarian's steely like gaze with a plastic shield on his arm HAS un unsettling effect on livestock too! :hysteria:
susi*I like cows. They are tasty!*slicker

I love these type of spiels and preshow announcements! I used to be given pretty wide latitude in "warming up the crowd" when doing announcements for my former church's Christmas pageant. (Not WDW, I know, but still a big enough deal -- 8 or 9 SRO performances each year in a place that held 1100 people, plus a Christmas Eve TV broadcast.) One year I did the "flight attendant" thing, with 4 young ladies from the choir standing at the front of each aisle doing the hand motions -- "And now, with your tray tables stowed and your seats in their fully upright position, please sit back, relax, and enjoy tonight's presentation." :)

Another year I stole Four for a Dollar's schtick and had our quartet dress as stage hands and start messing around on the mics before breaking into the opening song. We had so much fun fooling the audience, that we spent the hour before the show actually working as stagehands, setting props and such!

BRWombat wrote:Another year I stole Four for a Dollar's schtick and had our quartet dress as stage hands and start messing around on the mics before breaking into the opening song. We had so much fun fooling the audience, that we spent the hour before the show actually working as stagehands, setting props and such!

Do you remember the Road Eyes from Neil Young's Rust Never Sleeps tour?

Aw shucks you guys... :D:
I was feeling kinda down today, but you guys are awesome!!! I love what I do and I look forward to meeting many SGT friends soon.

hhsrat wrote:"The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading only. There is no stopping in the red zone .... the red zone is for immediate loading and unloading only, there is no stopping in the white zone"

LOL I love that movie!!!
"Betty, don't start with that white zone shit again!"

hhsrat wrote:"The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading only. There is no stopping in the red zone .... the red zone is for immediate loading and unloading only, there is no stopping in the white zone"

alternatively ... "Paging Captain Oever, white courtesy phone. Captain Clarence Oever, white courtesy phone .... no, the WHITE phone"

Lets not start that red zone shit again....

(love that movie!!!)

So CMGUY, what's your first day back at Epcot? I definitely want to come by with the Marsupial Welcoming Committee.

Big Wallaby wrote:So CMGUY, what's your first day back at Epcot? I definitely want to come by with the Marsupial Welcoming Committee.

As of now I am assuming the 28th. I am going to North Carolina, (where my parents live now) on the 20th after finals. Spend about a week there and then drive straight to Access Control to get my new badge. Then fall down asleep and go to work the next day... I look forward to meeting you!

CMGUY89 wrote:We have something in common, I was always the house manager at my schools theatrical productions...

And in church plays where we set off fireworks and pyro snow, I was the stage manager. I loved that so much.

Maybe I need to go that direction some day...

Big Wallaby wrote:And in church plays where we set off fireworks and pyro snow, I was the stage manager. I loved that so much.

Hmmmmmm, that explains a lot.