The Cast Member will always win

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Quote:
.......Reminds me of a civics assignment in Highschool, we had to design our own "perfect imaginary society." One guy in class said he'd have a law that everyone gets one free Murder.. "think about it," he said, "everyone would be super polite to everyone else 'cause you don't know if they've used theirs yet...."
Sounds promising.

Then it REALLY would suck to be a CM and have a bunch of SG's demanding free HOL passes that don't exist!!!

[hobie16]

Reminds me of a civics assignment in Highschool, we had to design our own "perfect imaginary society." One guy in class said he'd have a law that everyone gets one free Murder.. "think about it," he said, "everyone would be super polite to everyone else 'cause you don't know if they've used theirs yet...."

Sounds promising.

That's why you never see shootings in inter city schools. All the kids know everybody else is packing heat.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

That's why you never see shootings in inter city schools. All the kids know everybody else is packing heat.

An armed society is a POLITE society!

[Big Wallaby]

AS long as they have a cell phone, they can call a cab!!!

For that distance? Nah, the cabbie wouldn't take 'em. They can (GASP!) walk.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I am, sure the cabbie will give them a "tour" of the area, just enough for it to click the fare up a bit!!

[Randy B]

I am, sure the cabbie will give them a "tour" of the area, just enough for it to click the fare up a bit!!

Marketplace to PI via Tampa. right? :twisted: :D:

Randy

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Hey, cabbies gotta make a living too!!

[SRT_GB]

Wellllllll......
You could ask us dumb questions...
Complain that the lines are too long...
Call Test Track Fast Track, then use Fast Track to refer to Fastpass
Ask "Is this a ride?"
Not read any signs or maps
Smoke everywhere
Puke everywhere...
Complain about rides breaking down
Leave dirty diapers everywhere...
Swear at us...
Tell us how to do our jobs...
Tell us how easy our jobs are...
Then complain about how expensive everything is.

Then I'll ask you again how many are in your party and put you on the damn boat.

Don't forget.....

Ask what time is the 4:00 parade
Demand that they shoot fireworks in high wind/rain conditions
Whine that they didn't spend [outrageous dollar amount] to vacation from ____ to wait in line
Whine, "We came all the way from ___ to ride ___ and you're telling me it's closed?"
Ask for directions to ____ that's at really at Universal/Sea World/Cedar Fair/Six Flags, then tell me I'm too young to remember when ____ was at Disney.
Threaten every CM that you'll sue Disney
Brag that you're a stockholder or AP and therefore are entitled to special treatment
Throw trash on the ground in front of a trash can, or on top of the trash can
Cross the parade route right in front of a float
Insist that your ECV/wheelchair/cane/crutch/broken arm/morbid obesity is a front-of-line pass
Demand to see Walt Disney because your day sucked

[CMGUY89]

Don't forget.....
Demand that they shoot fireworks in high wind/rain conditions

Threaten every CM that you'll sue Disney

Brag that you're a stockholder or AP and therefore are entitled to special treatment

Throw trash on the ground in front of a trash can, or on top of the trash can

Insist that your ECV/wheelchair/cane/crutch/broken arm/morbid obesity is a front-of-line pass

Demand to see Walt Disney because your day sucked

Very good...
#1 Then demand to be taken to the hospital because some ashes/embers fell on you.
#2 Tell them they wouldn't be the first and that we have very expensive lawyers and friends in high places...
#3 Tell them that doesn't work for me, I am an employee and a stockholder...beat that! HA!
#4 Uggh!!! That makes me so mad!!!
#5 You forgot, "My child has asthma/ADD so we need to go to the front of the line!" I believe the only front of the line pass should be "I'm lucky if I get two days off while working here, I am not wasting them in line..."
#6 Then I will just tell them we keep him in the cryo tank behind HISTA for just such an occasion. (There is actually a CO2 tank behind HISTA from Captain E.O.) Most likely he will be like, "Too bad, give me a smoke!" JK
Cheers!

[Cranbiz]

And let us not forget when asked how many in their party, they say 2 and then 8 proceed to get in the boat.

Or that they have to ride together, while standing in the single rider line.

How about asking how do I get to Disney World when they really mean Magic Kingdom.