Stupid Guest Tricks

Kwahati wrote:Yes, but I was Air Force, not Navy...does that mean they'll drop me out of a plane for free? (`Cause that'd be awesome!)

Ralphie was Air Farce also...They do it for every branch of the military, so I hear. Ralphie was at the academy and then had his accident. Never made it out of the Academy. :( Some jag in a Beemer took that away from him. He did get a million dollar, 2 and a half yr stay in the hospital and a methylmathacrolate plate in his head for all his trouble. He was cross training in special Forces with the Navy Seals at the time of his accident. I think he would have eventually been a spy...Bond...James Bond...!!! :hysteria: Actually that IS what he wanted to do after the military, CIA or Secret Service or even Black Forces. He has the smarts and personality to have been able to do that. Of course he would never have met me and been married happily ever after! :D: He is happy he did...I think.... Maybe I better interrogate him.... ;)
suse*married to James Bond*slicker

Kwahati wrote: Edited to add: The other type of funeral I'd be okay with is putting my body on a raft with a sword in my hands and setting it ablaze and pushing it out to sea. I think that's a viking funeral, but I really don't know. That wouldn't be for any reason except that it's probably one of the cheapest ways to have a funeral, and I don't want to be a financial burden to anybody after I'm dead. Making people spend money on you when you're not around to enjoy it is just ridiculous! (Swords are cool, though, so that's why I want them to get me one of those! :) )

Yep, that's a viking funeral, but to be accurate, it has to be with your sword. So, you can buy a sword for yourself now and then your family doesn't have to buy that later either.

Well, actually, it should be your sword or the weapon that killed you, but I don't think the chances are as high that you will be stabbed to death with a sword as it was for the vikings.

lady ulrike wrote:...but I don't think the chances are as high that you will be stabbed to death with a sword as it was for the vikings.

Oh, I think that could be arranged. My best friend would be willing to do just about anything for me...I'm sure if I was ever lying in a hospital, dying of lung cancer or something equally lame, he'd be willing to shank me prison style! (Of course, it's hard to be subtle shanking somebody with a two-handed long sword...:p :)

Kwahati wrote:Oh, I think that could be arranged. My best friend would be willing to do just about anything for me...I'm sure if I was ever lying in a hospital, dying of lung cancer or something equally lame, he'd be willing to shank me prison style! (Of course, it's hard to be subtle shanking somebody with a two-handed long sword...:p :)

In that case, the term would not be "shank" as much as "Cleave"!!

susislicker wrote:Ack! Where is the David Bowie smilie? hee hee hee, And I guess we find him we need Alice Cooper too! LOL! :hysteria:

Yup, too much Percoset. I recognize the symptoms.

Perhaps you'll also be able to recognize :bowie: and :cooper:

YAY ZAZU!
I saw Alice Cooper recently in Irvine....
Saw David Bowie at the US Festival in 1983! :D:

I saw Elvira here weeks ago.
some times vince and cassie are known to hang out out here.

Zazu wrote:Yup, too much Percoset. I recognize the symptoms.

Perhaps you'll also be able to recognize :bowie: and :cooper:

Zazu...you are too funny! LOL! :D:
Mind altering drugs...It is actually the Morphine that had me going on about David Bowie! The percs are responsible for Alice...heeheehee Yippee! Two of the greatest right there! Alice does a syndicated radio show now. It is great. You will find it on Classic Rock stations. In between his golf games, he records his show in Arizona where he lives now! :D:
Rock on dudes and dudettes!
susi*loves rock-n-roll*slicker
Now who else can we find? :twisted: Sorry Zazu, I'm a bad girl and a troublemaker...heeheehee

A rocker playing golf... I just can't quite see it. But, whatever floats his boat!

EDIT: Depending on the drugs he might be on, does he actually see where the ball goes?

susislicker wrote:Alice does a syndicated radio show now. It is great. You will find it on Classic Rock stations. In between his golf games, he records his show in Arizona where he lives now!

Alice has a burger joint in Phoenix called Cooperstown. All the wait staff wears the black makeup he uses on stage.