Stupid Guest Tricks

mechurchlady wrote:I would love to eat ice cream with you but still am not rich enough to go to WDW.

Hitchhike.

and you are offering to babysit mother?

Uh, churchy, I thought we had discussed this. She'll enjoy a visit with the penguins. Or send her on a cruise around the world. I know of tankers who rent out rooms, and it's a nice, relaxing way to see the world and stay out of trouble.

Big Wallaby wrote:Uh, churchy, I thought we had discussed this. She'll enjoy a visit with the penguins. Or send her on a cruise around the world. I know of tankers who rent out rooms, and it's a nice, relaxing way to see the world and stay out of trouble.

Or bring her along for the first part of the trip. She could be very handy in flagging a ride. Just place her infront of a handy RV headed in the right direction. When the driver stops and gets out to find out what he just ran over you have a good chance to suggest they take you to WDW (in compensation for not talking to their insurance co). ;)

Randy

And they'd better have a really nice RV to ride in.

mechurchlady wrote:and you are offering to babysit mother?

Put her up in the third floor attic of an old house that overlooks the street.

leftcoaster wrote:Put her up in the third floor attic of an old house that overlooks the street.

It would be easier to put high heeled shoes and a mini skirt on a mule.

mechurchlady wrote:It would be easier to put high heeled shoes and a mini skirt on a mule.

I'd pay to see that. :D:

BRWombat wrote:I'd pay to see that. :D:

Please send all funds to the Hobie Home For Retired Hookers

BRWombat wrote:I'd pay to see that. :D:

It's probably illegal in California.