Stupid Guest Tricks

I've read about CM's hooking up and even gettin dirty while on the job (in the parks) and I've seen a few cute CM's also so I would like to know Disney's officail policy if anyone knows it. If I were 20 years younger I would go to WDW and get a job doing anything, I've told a couple of young guys I know they should check into Disney on either coast. My ex wifes son would have kept really busy with the girls at either resort, hell, he practically got a lap dance from Chip at Goofy's Kitchen one night. Chip pulled up a chair and joined us for about 30 minutes, I told him it was a girl in the costum and to go have fun. This was to the point other guests were getting pissed off because Chip wasnt coming around to pose with their little curtain climbers. My ex got pissed, she felt our dinner was disrupted.

In all of these years, I've only been "hit on" once and it was by another cm.

And as you can probably guess, it's probably the last cm I'd consider going
out with. Surprise, surprise.

susislicker wrote:Yeah, what IS that thing?

I have a close-up for you to study:

hobie16 wrote: I even got a call from the hotel lobby one night that started with, "I theenk you are veerryy handsome."

You are such a liar. What I said was "I theenk chu would enjoy petty my kitty Cha Cha, she shave"....

that was before I was fluent in English...

ICStupidPeople wrote:You are such a liar. What I said was "I theenk chu would enjoy petty my kitty Cha Cha, she shave"....

that was before I was fluent in English...

I am sooooo busted!

hobie16 wrote:I am sooooo busted!

NOW you que Twilight Zone music.

darph nader wrote:NOW you que Twilight Zone music.

darph, for once you are creative & even posting on time. :D: :p: :D:

Zazu wrote:

susislicker wrote:Yeah, what IS that thing?

I have a close-up for you to study:

"Hey you kids, get away from there! Don't put your lips on it!"

Purpura wrote:I once saw Baloo get on his knees to a girl at Plaza Inn's Minnie and Friends Breakfast at Disneyland ... He even had a ring for her, and there were other people with them.

well...Robin Hood once proposed to me. :D:

susislicker wrote:DON"T be SO SURE Big Wall...Some of you bus drivers are sexay........there were some very cute drivers when I was there last year, if only hubby had not been with me...sighhh..LOL! :hysteria: J/K, I would never pick up a bus driver, me? Never, unless hubby was safe and sound back at the resort...HAHAHA! Really j/k!!!!

heh, my parents have to keep an eye on me when we're in the parks. i tend to look around a lot. ]my[/I] fault i'm a hormonal teenager! :p: . though, i tend to look at guests more than CMs.

Flame wrote:it's not my fault i'm a hormonal teenager!

What was that quote on Buffy? "I'm fifteen. Linoleum turns me on."