Stupid Guest Tricks

Zazu, in the title wrote:Wallaby Stops Flaming

Dude, that will never stop happening. When we get someone here who needs a good torching, they will get it from me, and you will all sit back with your popcorn, watch, and be entertained. However, for me to flame someone, the person being hit by the meteor of my posting wrath will have to fit a few specific criteria:

• They will be attacking a member of our forums.
• They will be attacking the spirit of Walt Disney.
• They will be informing us that we are evil for being in a place like SGT.
• They will be a troll.

I don't think my criteria is unreasonable. Please add points as you see fit, and I will take them into consideration.

Cranbiz wrote:Three is the number thou shall count and the number thou shall count to is three.

"Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, unless thou immediately proceeds to three. Five is right out!"

And... "We are now no longer the knights who say 'nee.' We are now the knights who say, 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky ze-pang oh-szwee-boing-oh-emfcnasfd....'"

Oh, great, now you've got me started on this. And why am I not surprised that so many here can quote from this movie???

BRWombat wrote:And why am I not surprised that so many here can quote from this movie???

Between this, Spaceballs, and Office Space, you've probably got a significant chunk of the population.

(Today was "Spaceballs Quote Day" in my breakroom)

hhsrat wrote:Between this, Spaceballs, and Office Space, you've probably got a significant chunk of the population.

Great! I'm surrounded by Assholes! Keep firing, Assholes!

What's the matter, Col. Sanders? Chicken?

hhsrat wrote:Between this, Spaceballs, and Office Space, you've probably got a significant chunk of the population.

It's Megamaid sir, she has gone from suck to blow!

My schwartz is bigger than yours.

"I bet she gives great helmet."

"Funny, she doesn't look Druish."

"I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!"

"Listen! We're not just doing this for money... We're doing it for a SHIT LOAD of money!"

"So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time."

and one of my favorite parts...

Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now, now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then!
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Video Operator: Sir!
[Dark Helmet has becomed far too confused and everyone now ignores him even though he's center screen]
Dark Helmet: What?
Video Operator: We've identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?
Video Operator: It's the moon of Vega.
Colonel Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival.
Dark Helmet: When?
Video Operator: At 1900 hours, sir.
Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners.
Dark Helmet: Who?

I love the topic drift here. I think we need to make a rule that if a thread stays on-topic too long without prior moderator consent, it gets locked.

Big Wallaby wrote:I love the topic drift here. I think we need to make a rule that if a thread stays on-topic too long without prior moderator consent, it gets locked.

We could instead just appoint your and Darph to the Topic Switching Committeed and let you guys be in charge of Topic Switching.

mechurchlady wrote:We could instead just appoint your and Darph to the Topic Switching Committeed

OMG mech!!! I can't even imagine this!! Are you not thinking before you key? BigW could handle this task but darph does well to pop tops without a prob. ;)

Prepare ship for light speed.
No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
Light speed, too slow?
Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.



Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?



Shall I have Snotty beam you down, sir?
I don't know about this beaming stuff? Is it safe?
Oh yes, sir. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.



Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Who made that man a gunner?
I did sir. He's my cousin.
Who is he?
He's an asshole sir.
I know that! What's his name?
That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
And his cousin?
He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
Keep firing, assholes!



We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.
Dark Helmet: Found anything yet?
Henchmen: Nothing sir!
Dark Helmet: How bout you?
Henchmen: Not a thing sir!
Dark Helmet: What about you guys?
Henchmen: Man, we ain't found shit!