One way to hell, and a pinapple shoved up the rear for good measure.

[ktulu]

This should cure what ails ya.

Darph has a 6-pack of those, but it has a pop-top lid, not the new ones where the pop-top stays on, but a real man's pop-top that comes off, and he drops it into the can and drinks the beer like real men did. That's right, he's looking out for his family and others by risking choking, all because he doesn't want anyone (or himself in a drunken stupor) to step on it, and it came with the plastic rings, not in cardboard, but real plastic rings, all 6 of them.

Here's to you darph!

[hobie16]

Two long time friends, Marty and Mickey, work in a brewery. One day Marty falls into a vat of beer and drowns. The plant manager asks Mickey to go to Marty’s home and inform his wife.

Mickey goes to the house and when Marty’s wife answers, he tells her Marty was killed on the job.

“How did it happen?” she asks.

“He fell into a vat of beer and drowned.” Mickey replies.

“What a horrible way to go!” exclaims the wife.

“Not really,” replied Mickey, “He got out three times to go to the bathroom.”

[Zazu]

Zazu, could you restrict how wiiiide these posts are. I'm getting dizzy, sliding back and forth.

Sorry, this thread seems to be normal width. Widest thing here is the monorail smiley.

If you're having to scroll horizontally to read them, there's likely something odd about your system.

What resolution are you using on your monitor?

[KidAtHeart]

Sorry, this thread seems to be normal width. Widest thing here is the monorail smiley.

If you're having to scroll horizontally to read them, there's likely something odd about your system.

What resolution are you using on your monitor?

It might have been something odd with some of the threads yesterday. I had the same problem with this thread, but no others, yesterday. But the thread is fine today.

[darph nader]

THANKS for the backup ktulu.Hey as a Loss Prevention Officer,it my job,NAY my duty,to see that 'no-one' gets hurt.Anyway,anyhow.

[mechurchlady]

Sorry, this thread seems to be normal width. Widest thing here is the monorail smiley.

If you're having to scroll horizontally to read them, there's likely something odd about your system.

What resolution are you using on your monitor?

The problem is on page 1 for me and not the other pages. For some servers (whatever) the use of run on smilies, punctuation marks, diacritical marks, letters and numbers cause the page to stretch abnormally wide.

For example: dfklkljklaefjf4oiioj4p348j54u4t500tyrtyrytthtburpburpburpggggfgfffkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkgfhffhfggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

The system does not break that string so it stretches to accomodate the that string by inserting spaces. When I excessively use smilies I also include spaces.

[ICStupidPeople]

i noticed it happening on my computer the other day too. It happened right after mon marsupial favor posted on page one, and it is still doing it on that one page but not the others

[darph nader]

DAMN IT churchy,cut it out . :mad:

[mechurchlady]

:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

DAMN IT churchy,cut it out . :mad:

I triple dog dare you to make me stop.

:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

[Big Wallaby]

:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
I triple dog dare you to make me stop.

:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

One question: Did you shave the dog? :D: :p: