Stupid Guest Tricks

The five o'clock news showed a couple of guys out in it. Problem is the waves are very close together so, if you wipe out, you may end up on the rocks.

Cowabungaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

hobie16 wrote:The five o'clock news showed a couple of guys out in it. Problem is the waves are very close together so, if you wipe out, you may end up on the rocks.

Cowabungaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

That would be an easy way to get rid of SGs and we know Hawaii has a few SGs. The ones who stand at the shore for a photo op and go bye bye into a swirling eddy that they cannot escape without a lot of expensive rescuing.

I junior high school my teacher told us about her trip to Hawaii. They were on a tour bus when the driver said that there was a pee pay lean ay up ahead. The tourists all stared at the side of the bus where the pee pay lean ay would be. Cameras were poised and and and oh what did they see but a pipeline being installed.

Does anyone want to see an egress? Right through that door.

I always enjoy the look on first time visitor's faces when you invite them for puu puus. The look of relief is very apparent when it's explained puu puus are h'orderves in Hawaiian.

I know what Puu puus are... When I was a girl in Virginia, there was a restaurant in a mall about half an hour south of Williamsburg with a Hawaiian theme. It's been gone for years now, but I used to love their Puu Puu tray with its little grill and fire to cook the beef skewers... then Fire regulations cracked down on that and they changed it to cook the skewers in the kitchens and send it out with no little fires...

I miss the Blue Hawaii.... That was the name of the restaurant.

Okay, I need an update. Can Sunshine Helicopters get back in the air for their awesome helicopter tours? Well, at least the pilot I had, Eric Lincoln, was awesome when I rode with him... Scary part is I still remember his name twelve years later.

I think riding with him is when I decided I wanted to be a tour guide.

Sunshine is still in business along with some other companies.