Re: What not to ask a monorail pilot or say while in the cab...
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:35 am
[quote="leftcoaster"]
"Have you ever caught anyone 'doing it'?" ]
Funny that you should say this left,
The other night I was driving closing runs at PI. My last run was at 1:45pm and I was going to AKL. I has 3 girls and a guy, all knew each other and very tipsy. I was messing with their heads while waiting for the OK to leave. Well one of the young ladies was in a dress and she had started trying to do a pole dance while waiting. So I asked her " What else do you do?" her friends thought this was hilarious, she was just kind of speachless. We leave and I trun off the lights. About Bonnet Creek Parkway I hear noises from the back and they aren't the murmur of conversation. I catch a view as we pass a lighted area and what do I see. Miss red dress, with her dress up around her neck her legs spread and up over the divider in the back and she is in the lap of her blonde friend who is carpet munching away.
So I have to do something ;)
I turn on the lights briefly and say "Children behave". Well I never saw a couple of drunks move so fast to "appear normal", head come up, dress goes down and legs hit the floor.
They behaved the rest of the trip and bailed out the rear door at AKL. I get off the bus and say "I now know why you did not say anything before, don't worry, I won't tell anyone" (Except all of you at SGT)
"Have you ever caught anyone 'doing it'?" ]
Funny that you should say this left,
The other night I was driving closing runs at PI. My last run was at 1:45pm and I was going to AKL. I has 3 girls and a guy, all knew each other and very tipsy. I was messing with their heads while waiting for the OK to leave. Well one of the young ladies was in a dress and she had started trying to do a pole dance while waiting. So I asked her " What else do you do?" her friends thought this was hilarious, she was just kind of speachless. We leave and I trun off the lights. About Bonnet Creek Parkway I hear noises from the back and they aren't the murmur of conversation. I catch a view as we pass a lighted area and what do I see. Miss red dress, with her dress up around her neck her legs spread and up over the divider in the back and she is in the lap of her blonde friend who is carpet munching away.
So I have to do something ;)
I turn on the lights briefly and say "Children behave". Well I never saw a couple of drunks move so fast to "appear normal", head come up, dress goes down and legs hit the floor.
They behaved the rest of the trip and bailed out the rear door at AKL. I get off the bus and say "I now know why you did not say anything before, don't worry, I won't tell anyone" (Except all of you at SGT)
