What not to ask a monorail pilot or say while in the cab...

[Cranbiz]

[quote="leftcoaster"]
"Have you ever caught anyone 'doing it'?" ]
Funny that you should say this left,

The other night I was driving closing runs at PI. My last run was at 1:45pm and I was going to AKL. I has 3 girls and a guy, all knew each other and very tipsy. I was messing with their heads while waiting for the OK to leave. Well one of the young ladies was in a dress and she had started trying to do a pole dance while waiting. So I asked her " What else do you do?" her friends thought this was hilarious, she was just kind of speachless. We leave and I trun off the lights. About Bonnet Creek Parkway I hear noises from the back and they aren't the murmur of conversation. I catch a view as we pass a lighted area and what do I see. Miss red dress, with her dress up around her neck her legs spread and up over the divider in the back and she is in the lap of her blonde friend who is carpet munching away.

So I have to do something ;)

I turn on the lights briefly and say "Children behave". Well I never saw a couple of drunks move so fast to "appear normal", head come up, dress goes down and legs hit the floor.

They behaved the rest of the trip and bailed out the rear door at AKL. I get off the bus and say "I now know why you did not say anything before, don't worry, I won't tell anyone" (Except all of you at SGT)

[Big Wallaby]

don't worry, I won't tell anyone" (Except all of you at SGT)

Hey, you didn't give us a name or anything, so it doesn't matter that you told us.

[Shorty82]

Cran, you mean "1:45am" don't you?

The stuff people do in public, especially when drunk, when they think they won't be noticed.

[mechurchlady]

They would do that on the back of RTD busses in Los Angeles County. Some of the ladies would take their johns there as it was cheap.

[Cranbiz]

Cran, you mean "1:45am" don't you?

The stuff people do in public, especially when drunk, when they think they won't be noticed.

Yea, I did.

I am prone to typos at 3am

[hobie16]

The stuff people do in public, especially when drunk, when they think they won't be noticed.

This may explain why.

[ICStupidPeople]

[quote="Cranbiz"]Funny that you should say this left,

The other night I was driving closing runs at PI. My last run was at 1:45pm and I was going to AKL. I has 3 girls and a guy, all knew each other and very tipsy. I was messing with their heads while waiting for the OK to leave. Well one of the young ladies was in a dress and she had started trying to do a pole dance while waiting. So I asked her " What else do you do?" her friends thought this was hilarious, she was just kind of speachless. We leave and I trun off the lights. About Bonnet Creek Parkway I hear noises from the back and they aren't the murmur of conversation. I catch a view as we pass a lighted area and what do I see. Miss red dress, with her dress up around her neck her legs spread and up over the divider in the back and she is in the lap of her blonde friend who is carpet munching away.

So I have to do something ]

This post and the saying under your S/N...maybe it's just me, but I'm rolling here...lol

[vixen101485]

LOL...at Cranbiz's drunk as a skunk report. Suddenly hitting the brakes would have probably had an interesting outcome. Can you see them explaining that one in the ER. "Why do you have a tooth inbedded into your nether regions?" :D:

[Princess Susi]

That was our favorite Bus Driving marsupial.

I too would like to run the monorails some day but I can't live on attraction pay (then again I can't live on bus driver pay either)

When I get rich and famous, I'll transfer to monorails.

When I get rich and famous, I'll move to Florida to be near the fun! And maybe work for WDW PT, we are retired so it would just be a fun job! Or would it?
sues

[Zazu]

When I get rich and famous, I'll move to Florida to be near the fun! And maybe work for WDW PT, we are retired so it would just be a fun job! Or would it?

That's what I did. It's been fun for me ... except for what you've read about here.