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Re: Six Flags' Kentucky Kingdom ~ Bad Accident
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:36 am
by Big Wallaby
BRWombat wrote:You know, now that I think about it, I don't have many fellow lawyers as friends.
:D:
Well, depending on your fellow lawyers in the area, that could be a badge...
Re: Six Flags' Kentucky Kingdom ~ Bad Accident
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:35 pm
by darph nader
Old joke (Wombat knows the answer to this one)
"Why don't sharks eat lawyers?"
Re: Six Flags' Kentucky Kingdom ~ Bad Accident
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:55 pm
by Syndrome
Professional courtesy?
Re: Six Flags' Kentucky Kingdom ~ Bad Accident
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:19 pm
by hobie16
Remember when Dan Quayle was speaking at a American Bar Association convention and said there should be fewer lawyers? He thought he was speaking to the American Medical Association.
Re: Six Flags' Kentucky Kingdom ~ Bad Accident
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 6:41 pm
by BRWombat
What do you have when you've got a roomful of lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? [spoiler]Not enough sand![/spoiler]
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? [spoiler]A good start.[/spoiler]
I got a million of 'em.
Re: Six Flags' Kentucky Kingdom ~ Bad Accident
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:07 pm
by Big Wallaby
I knew a couple lawyers back in Portland who loved lawyer jokes. Kinda like my wife and blonde jokes.
Now, we need some good redhead jokes for IC.