Stupid Guest Tricks

H = human waste, or I believe horse's as well. I know I'd hope for recycled hay by a long shot.

Big Wallaby wrote:My wife had an incident two days ago, where she was lifeguarding at YBC, and she stepped in a pile of Signal H. Since there are no dogs or other animals allowed on the pool deck, it was most certainly human.

Oh, and she was barefoot. :barf:

How would I feel in her situation? :twitch:

Geez. I hope your wife is all right. That is just too sick to continue on mentioning here.

Cranbiz wrote:I don't remember that one on my cheat sheet.

Signal V ...yes, Signal H ...no

Yeah, they don't give us the H on the cheat sheet. It's something that (I hope) we don't have to deal with on buses.

Heck, we don't have to actually DEAL with Signal V on our buses. All we do is call it in, pour some powder on it, and take that bus to FIW. When it's the kid that ate two cheeseburgers then went of Everest five times, we don't even do the powder thing.

So we're certainly not equipped to handle Signal H.

I love being a driver. All we have to do is :driver: :roadrunne

AlpineDL wrote:H = human waste, or I believe horse's as well. I know I'd hope for recycled hay by a long shot.

They don't get too many horses at Stormalong Bay. The only animals you will find there en masse are the duck families.

FIW is one of the very few WDW abbreviations that I don't get. It sounds like it's the bus base, but what does FIW actually stand for?

hhsrat wrote:FIW is one of the very few WDW abbreviations that I don't get. It sounds like it's the bus base, but what does FIW actually stand for?

Fuel, Inspection & Wash. Therefore FIW.

It's the complex at the Hess Station / Alamo Station on World Drive exiting the Magic Kingdom.

Cranbiz wrote:Fuel, Inspection & Wash. Therefore FIW.

Ahh, thank you :) I knew the location you were describing, just didn't recognize the acronym.