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Re: guests who think they're funny/clever

Post by ThunderCat » Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:34 pm

McGintoy wrote:...the 6-foot-something guy standing next to the height-checker, "Am I tall enough?" Or the other SGs that squat next to it and say "Aww, I'm not tall enough, hahahaha."
AMEN.

I can't stress enough how old both of those gets -- but it's good to know we're not the only ones that get 'em.



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Re: guests who think they're funny/clever

Post by darph nader » Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:34 pm

ThunderCat wrote:AMEN.

I can't stress enough how old both of those gets -- but it's good to know we're not the only ones that get 'em.
Should have told him " sorry sir,but you're not 'intelligent' enough". :D:



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Re: guests who think they're funny/clever

Post by JustZac » Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:28 am

I really hate clever customers... In fact there's a regular customer who works next door that a real ass. He'd always say things like I can't find this or you guys double charged me, etc. And then after I tried to honestly help him, he'd say, oh I'm just playing around... grrr. After this happened a couple times, I put a big ass warning on his account stating he was obviously dishonest and makes wild false claims. And he was even a bigger jerk when a friend of his started working at my store... He thought he'd get perks or something... Hell no.

When I worked at the local zoo, I used to hear parents say something to effect of got a place to lock up my kid. Hah hah hah... Or feed him to the tiger/bear/lion...



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Re: guests who think they're funny/clever

Post by LittleDollClaudia » Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:34 am

[Quote by McGintoy]
At Indiana Jones, the 6-foot-something guy standing next to the height-checker, "Am I tall enough?" Or the other SGs that squat next to it and say "Aww, I'm not tall enough, hahahaha."

Okay, when Jack and I went on my birthday, he did this to me at Soarin', but not to the CM. He made the joke to me as he held me next to the sign. Saying, "oh look honey, you're tall enough this year to go on the ride now." We both laughed and walked inside.

Does that count though, 'cause he said it to me in the CM's earshot?


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Re: guests who think they're funny/clever

Post by lady ulrike » Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:47 am

LittleDollClaudia wrote:
At Indiana Jones, the 6-foot-something guy standing next to the height-checker, "Am I tall enough?" Or the other SGs that squat next to it and say "Aww, I'm not tall enough, hahahaha."

Okay, when Jack and I went on my birthday, he did this to me at Soarin', but not to the CM. He made the joke to me as he held me next to the sign. Saying, "oh look honey, you're tall enough this year to go on the ride now." We both laughed and walked inside.

Does that count though, 'cause he said it to me in the CM's earshot?

I would normally say it does count, but you're actually short, so it's funny cause I'd almost believe that you may not be tall enough. :D:



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Re: guests who think they're funny/clever

Post by PirateGirl » Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:33 pm

LittleDollClaudia wrote:
At Indiana Jones, the 6-foot-something guy standing next to the height-checker, "Am I tall enough?" Or the other SGs that squat next to it and say "Aww, I'm not tall enough, hahahaha."

Okay, when Jack and I went on my birthday, he did this to me at Soarin', but not to the CM. He made the joke to me as he held me next to the sign. Saying, "oh look honey, you're tall enough this year to go on the ride now." We both laughed and walked inside.

Does that count though, 'cause he said it to me in the CM's earshot?

I feel your pain. I'm 17 and 4'8". My friends make this stupid joke everytime we go to King's Dominion. (sp?) They'll be like, "Hey Allie, you think you're tall enough for this?" :rolleyes: Don't even get me started on what my younger sister always tells me. She's about 5'3" by the way.


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Re: guests who think they're funny/clever

Post by LittleDollClaudia » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:40 am

Yeah see, I'm 4'11'' and have been since I was 14 years old. All my friends say I should start shrinking soon. My family's like that too. My younger sister is about 5'2" and my younger brother is about 5'9". It sucks being the oldest AND the shortest. I'm not intimidating anymore. Hell, I haven't been since they were 12 years old. My sister is 26 and my brother is 25. So figure that one out. :p:

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Re: guests who think they're funny/clever

Post by JustZac » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:05 pm

I'm 6'6" and have been "the tall kid" all my life. Comments like "do you play basketball," or "how's the air up there," or "you should smoke, it stunts your growth."

Geez... it gets really old after awhile



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Re: guests who think they're funny/clever

Post by DLRFantasmic!Dan » Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:46 pm

JustZac wrote:I'm 6'6" and have been "the tall kid" all my life. Comments like "do you play basketball," or "how's the air up there," or "you should smoke, it stunts your growth."

Geez... it gets really old after awhile
How about, "What's up?" :D


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Re: guests who think they're funny/clever

Post by JustZac » Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:53 pm

...groan...



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