1. How many neanderthals does it take to light a fire? None! They don't have it!
The Timekeeper, Robin Williams
2. I never knew the true meaning of happiness until I got married. . .but then it was too late!
Sonny Eclipse at Cosmic Ray's Starlight Cafe
3. Something you ate sir?
Alien Encounter: An ExtraTERRORestrial Adventure, Kevin Spacey
4. Boy, you get a papercut here Walter and you could lose a hand.
Animation Studio Tour, Robin Williams (to Walter Cronkite)
5. And it can accelerate from 0 to 6,000 in 60 seconds. So when you hear the words "Go for launch" you'll definately want to hang on
Mission:Space, Gary Sinese
6. At peak times we have a launch or a landing every three or four minutes.
Flight to the Moon, George Walsh
7. And of course. . .these little beauties. . .
Soarin', Patrick Warburton
8) Dig a pit, light a fire, and wrap them in banana leaves! (And, fetch my mumu...)
9) We wants th' redhead!
Pirates of the Carribbean - Brides Auction
10) Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Is this haunted room actually stretching? Or is it your imagination, hmm? And consider this dismaying observation: This chamber has no windows and no doors, which offers you this chilling challenge: to find a way out.
Of course, there's always my way."
Haunted Mansion - Master Gracey
11) "No Privacy at all around this place"
Carousel of Progress - Said by Uncle Orville
12) Sorry folks I'll try and do better next time"
Star Tours-Rex at end of the ride
13) Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Mr. Tom Morrow!!
TTA at WDW's Magic Kingdom but will accept Innoventions
14) So you're looking for a laughing place?
Splash Mountain
15) We're now passing through the Grand Canyon Concourse.
Monorail
16) "Shew!! I'm tired let's go the Hall of President's and take a nap"
The Enchanted Tiki Room (Under New Management), Zasu talking to exiting guests.
17) "Intruders, go away, go away"
18) there goes the cake!
Alice In Wonderland when the cake blows up. The White Rabbit says it right before you get to exit your caterpillar.
19) We can use my portable hole!!
Roger Rabbit Car Toon Spin at the end.
20) You have the power to control his mind.
Fantasmic...Magic Mirror and Old Hag
21) The gods have been angered by all the celebrating.
Enchanted Tiki Room
22) "Ladies & Gentleman... the one, the only Mr. Mickey Mouse!!"
Muppet*Vision 3D preshow
23) "You mean it eats Meat?"
ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter
24. (that one that goes) Its a small world after all...
(had to throw a sgt in there)
25. "Now someone I don't even know shows up to tell me that there's no eating, drinking, smoking, or flash photography inside my dream."
Ellen's Energy Adventure
26. Heffalumps and Woozles are very confoozles...
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
27. TADA! Just goes to show you anything can happen in the movies!"
Tour Guide in the Great Movie Ride
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8. "We've got the lights, we've got the cameras, all we need now is the action"
29. "They are Tommies, Tommies, over"
30. "So long, bye, thanks for coming, see ya soon, now get out!"
Muppets' 3D movie, Statler and Waldorf yelling at the guests from their balcony seating.
31) A long time ago, longer now then it seems..
32) It's the same everywhere that I've found, all the guys that turn me on turn me down.
Country Bear Jamoree
“All the Guys that Turn Me On Turn Me Down,” performed by the Sun Bonnets—Bunny, Bubbles, and Beulah
Everytime I meet a guy who gets me shook,
All I ever get from him's a dirty look.
It's the same way, everywhere I've found.
All the guys that turn me on, turn me down.
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Correct me if I am wrong but these are not answered
8, 17, 24, 28, 29 and 31.
I know Indy or Zasu will know those. I think 24 is from Body Wars.
Zasu, oh dear he is in the back of the Hall of Presidents snoring.
29 is Kilamanjaro Safaris and Tommies are Thompson Gazelles.
