In 10 words or less, what does SIT DOWN mean to you?

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Re: In 10 words or less, what does SIT DOWN mean to you?

Post by Buggy » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:06 am

I found more song lyrics:
Weird Al Yankovic wrote: I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide

Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I couldn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see

Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag, now ... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated

Oh no

Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no



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Re: In 10 words or less, what does SIT DOWN mean to you?

Post by Syndrome » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:48 pm

pissbadge wrote:how wrong you are! this year's ACE (american coaster enthusiasts) Coaster Con (the Big Daddy of coaster events) is scheduled for WDW June 18-23
Yikes! Thanks for the warning! I'll take a cheerleading event over a coaster event any day. ;)



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Re: In 10 words or less, what does SIT DOWN mean to you?

Post by hhsrat » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:56 pm

The kids seem to understand more than the parents.

Parent: "Here honey, stand up and you'll be able to see better"
Kid: "No daddy, the driver said not to stand so I'm not going to."



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Re: In 10 words or less, what does SIT DOWN mean to you?

Post by Main Streeter » Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:01 am

[quote="Syndrome"]I'll take a cheerleading event over a coaster event any day. ]
WOOOO, that's brutal. :hysteria: :D:



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Re: In 10 words or less, what does SIT DOWN mean to you?

Post by Manetoys » Sun Jun 11, 2006 9:45 pm

people seem to always think "Oh, well. That's not going to happen to ME!" That is, right before something tears their arms off :D:



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Re: In 10 words or less, what does SIT DOWN mean to you?

Post by Principessa1284 » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:24 am

Actually, in several languages it means:

Please, stay standing and take as many pictures as humanly possible.

Sientense, asshole!



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Re: In 10 words or less, what does SIT DOWN mean to you?

Post by leftcoaster » Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:51 am

Manetoys wrote:people seem to always think "Oh, well. That's not going to happen to ME!" That is, right before something tears their arms off :D:
"Hey! Watch this!"



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Re: In 10 words or less, what does SIT DOWN mean to you?

Post by lightup » Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:24 am

To me it means: Sit down low bridge ahea..... OUCH nevermind. If you would have sat down you wouldnt have hit your head on that low bridge. Now, next time when someone tells you to sit down what are you goign to do?



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Re: In 10 words or less, what does SIT DOWN mean to you?

Post by felinefan » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:58 am

At Charlie Brown Speedway (Knott's), I would always be telling people to keep their hands, etc., inside and stay seated. One girl kept hanging her arms and legs out of the car during the ride; her mother was standing nearby and said, "Oh, she likes to show off." I felt like telling her that if her daughter kept "showing off" like that, she would be showing off the mangled stump of a limb amputated due to her stupidity. :mad: Next to standing, trying to get people to understand that only TWO people were allowed per car was ridiculous. I swear they must've thought they were clown cars. One time a woman got in with a kid, and she had a large sling across her body. When I went to check restraints, I noticed that there was a newborn in the sling! I managed to calmly inform her that the baby couldn't ride like that, so she got out, handed the baby to someone in her group, and got back in. Whew! I don't want to think about what might have happened had I not noticed the baby! :eek: Sit down in 10 words or less? 1.) Siddown 2.)or 3.)I'll 4.) kick 5.) your 6.)ass! :twisted:



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Re: In 10 words or less, what does SIT DOWN mean to you?

Post by IRSmart1 » Sat Jul 29, 2006 1:14 pm

How about: GET IN, SIT DOWN, SHUTUP, AND HOLD ON!!! :twisted: :grim:


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