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by Main Streeter » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:54 am
PirateJohn wrote:If he were to drop it, would it be a potty break?
Very cool pun.
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by BRWombat » Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:46 am
DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:LOL, "it's their potty and they can cry if they want to, cry if they want to, cray of they want to................."
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by PirateJohn » Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:50 pm
DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:LOL, "it's their potty and they can cry if they want to, cry if they want to, cray of they want to................."
You would cry, too, if it was filled with poo.
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by Main Streeter » Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:07 pm
Come on BRWombat give DLRFantasmic!Dan points for originality :D: Puns take effort after a long DL shift ]
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by DLRFantasmic!Dan » Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:48 am
O k, c'mon, my jokes aren't THAT bad??? LOL, what do you expect after working Disney, :D
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by BRWombat » Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:49 pm
DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:O k, c'mon, my jokes aren't THAT bad??? LOL, what do you expect after working Disney, :D
:D: :D: Okay, it was funny, but still a groaner...
As for originality, no doubt you came up with it on your own -- but Howie Mandel did use the same line in his mid-80's stand-up routine. Saw it on an HBO special way back when.
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by KBFRideOperator » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:54 pm
Main Streeter wrote:Puns take effort after a long DL shift ;)
How long is "long"? I'm an RO at Knott's and have had several 9:45a-10:15p shifts, as well as one previously-unheard-of 7:30a-8:30p shift.
So, 12-13 hours is "long" at Knott's...and that's five, six days a week in summer and during Haunt.
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by felinefan » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:25 pm
Yeah, I remember those. Dealing with stupid guests on one hand and even stupider managment on the other. I'm amazed nobody left the park in body bags--especially certain managers, shift leaders and co-workers. I felt like I was a magnet for buttholes.
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by Smile.Like.You.Mean.It » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:51 am
Skovdaddy wrote:I completely surprises me how many guests actually come up and ask me if there are bathrooms inside my ride, Shrek.
I've actually had someone ask me where the Shrek show was while working at DCA.

uh...that's not disney...lol
But as for the bathroom in the ride thing, I've had someone ask me that while at the Maliboomer. I was Grouper and they came up kinda looking around and asked, "Do you have a bathroom up here?" I glanced around and replied with a laugh, "No, we don't." :w/stupids: I mean really, why the heck would there be a bathroom right before you're loaded on!?
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by Shorty82 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:49 am
I can think of only one attraction at WDW that has guest restrooms in it. The Backlot Tour at DHS has restrooms in between the special effects water tank and the warehouse you walk through to get to the tram. AFAIK every other guest restroom is in a public area, not inside of an attraction or gift shop (I get that all the time, especially in Exposition Hall).
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