Your VMK Cards or Your Life?

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Re: Your VMK Cards or Your Life?

Post by PirateJohn » Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:43 am

I was on the Saw page at IMDb and, strangely, it made me think of this thread...


"Hello, stupid-guest. I saw how you treated your own life with such disdain that you hurled yourself from a train for the sake of VMK cards. So now I would like to play a game. As you may have noticed, your foot is chained to the wall. To free yourself, you will need the key. In the center of the room, you will find a glass-covered box containing five hundred VMK cards. Each card is unique and the virtual prize it contains will make you the envy of the online community. The key is underneath the box. If you uncover the glass lid, the key will be dropped into a vat of hydrofluoric acid and will be rendered useless, and you will starve to death chained to the wall. All you need to do to get to the key is lift the box, but if the box is disturbed in any way, an incendiary device will burn all the VMK cards to a crisp. So now you must decide what you value more -- your VMK cards or your life."



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Re: Your VMK Cards or Your Life?

Post by CerasiJ » Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:44 pm

Damn. That's harsh. [Mad props, man. :D: ]


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Re: Your VMK Cards or Your Life?

Post by BTTF4Life » Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:03 pm

PirateJohn wrote:I was on the Saw page at IMDb and, strangely, it made me think of this thread...


"Hello, stupid-guest. I saw how you treated your own life with such disdain that you hurled yourself from a train for the sake of VMK cards. So now I would like to play a game. As you may have noticed, your foot is chained to the wall. To free yourself, you will need the key. In the center of the room, you will find a glass-covered box containing five hundred VMK cards. Each card is unique and the virtual prize it contains will make you the envy of the online community. The key is underneath the box. If you uncover the glass lid, the key will be dropped into a vat of hydrofluoric acid and will be rendered useless, and you will starve to death chained to the wall. All you need to do to get to the key is lift the box, but if the box is disturbed in any way, an incendiary device will burn all the VMK cards to a crisp. So now you must decide what you value more -- your VMK cards or your life."
That's awesome! :pirate1:


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Re: Your VMK Cards or Your Life?

Post by Le Poof » Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:07 am

VMK Cards do indeed suck without a doubt. At the photo pick-up in Splash Mountain a few weeks ago this woman from behind the desk gave me one where I could get a free poster for my VMK Room or something. Of course, I binned it straight away. Later on while waiting for the fireworks I wondered into that Virtual Magic Kingdom place on Main Street, Magic Kingdom and randomly insulted people on the game. Ah, the memories!


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