Stupid Guest Tricks

So..... Uh...... Hmmmm.....
How many Mickey's are there really?

Mansion Girl wrote: Guest: Is the closed or something?
Butler: It is closed. (He said as if he were Prof. Snape)
Guest: Why? We came here just for that! Why is it closed?!
Butler: Because I knew you where coming? Or maybe because Master Gracey has left and the ghost have trashed the place? How should I know, I'm only a butler, sir.

sounds vaguely like Danger Bob (who I don't know all that well, but I did have the honor of meeting him once, and he was probably one of the MOST in-character cast I've ever met)

You want to know why kids and teens now a days dont get it?

Because if its doesn't have blood, guts, drugs, beer, sex, music that requires you to eat the microphone, pants that are worn at the ankles, piercings that equals an airport attendent who checks for metal objects nightmare, reality TV, ect. . .

They either don't care about it or they don't care about it.

Face it guys. The last two generations have been worthless Disney wise. I'm sad to say that I was born in 86 because I'm stuck in that generation (Though, people argue that I was really born in 77-79. . .I wasn't). Kids these days just don't get the purpose of Disney. They don't understand the mouse and they sure as hell will never understand the mastermind behind it all.

You want roller coasters and thrill rides you little bastards, go to universal, I doubt you could understand the concept behind theming and storylines. If its not fast, it's not worth it apparently.

Oh and one more thing, if you know the ride doesn't have loops, THEN DON'T ASK THE DAMN QUESTION! I had a little jerk get pissed off when I gave him a straight "No, it doesn't have loops" (at GMR). Don't want a real answer? THEN KEEP YOUR TRAP SHUT AND ENJOY THE RIDE, maybe you'll learn something, but I doubt it!

You want to know how many mickeys there are? As many as there are people enough in his height range to portray him! Happy? you magicless, unimaginative twit!

:stands up and applauds Indy for once again hitting the magic bullseye: Thank you, sir.

With one of the greatest shows of my generation being out on DVD now. . .

It's time for another Good Idea, Bad Idea

Good Idea:
Placing the bullseye on a hot topic

Bad Idea:
Placing the bullseye on your knee cap

I get these kind of questions all the time. That's what you get for working with the characters, I guess.

A while ago, a guest ask me if he seen a guy wearing a Mickey Mouse Costume running around, referring to Mickey, and I replied, "Nope!"

Actually, overhearing a little boy at Fantasmic firmly convinced me that there IS more than one Mickey. We were walking out, and he nervously asked his mom, "That was a stunt Mickey in that scary part, right?" She assured him that it was and that the real Mickey was fine. I'm glad that Mickey is protected by the stunt doubles. :D:

Syndrome wrote:Actually, overhearing a little boy at Fantasmic firmly convinced me that there IS more than one Mickey. We were walking out, and he nervously asked his mom, "That was a stunt Mickey in that scary part, right?" She assured him that it was and that the real Mickey was fine. I'm glad that Mickey is protected by the stunt doubles. :D:

That is the cutest thing that I have heard all week.