Stupid Guest Tricks

GMC wrote:i am le sad, i posted my results however my computer must have failed. I too am among those who turned out to be parking lot trams. It fits me well, I am Large, gassy, and i can fit plenty of people when i disire to do so.

suits you well.

I'm Mark Twain

Splash Mountain here.

Hehe. Go figure, I'm Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye...

What are the odds?
:indywhip:

Hmm ... I'm the railroad ... mostly fits me, but I'm not sure I like all the "old" references

The Disneyland Railroad: A real steam powered train, like the old mighty Santa Fe, on a picturesk route like no other! You take people from the turn of the century to Frontier-era New Orleans, to the bonifide hometown of Mickey Mouse, and into then into the world of the Future, passing through the Grand Canyon, Jungles, Forrests, Fantasyland, and the ancient world of the Dinosaurs along the way. Always on time, you are steady, reliable, orderly, and a practical form of transportation for your passengers in the park. You greet visitors as they enter and say goodbye to them as they leave tonight. You have an eye for old world detail and craftsmenship, even as you represent the industrial age and the spirit of American ingenuity. An old icon of progress, you may not be the fastest ride or as sleek as your Monorail cousin, but you can rest assured that you are just the kind of magical experience that Walt Disney himself liked best.