Stupid Guest Tricks

DisneyMom wrote:The Further Back the Better!

Now, Song suggestions......

When is the 3:00 Parade?
You're Ruining My Magic
Wheelchair Fakers
What Do You Mean "We're Closed?"
Because I'm an AP, That's Why!
City Hall Blues
My Ride Went 101
:p:
Any More songs we can play?

A few more songs:

We need to ride, our plane leaves in two hours.
I'm a cheerleader, I can do anything I want.
I paid a lot, now I want alot!
Security gave me the boot, now I don't give a hoot! (blues)
It started to rain, what do we get for free?
(most are in 4/4)

Disneymom wrote: When is the 3:00 Parade?
You're Ruining My Magic
Wheelchair Fakers
What Do You Mean "We're Closed?"
Because I'm an AP, That's Why!
City Hall Blues
My Ride Went 101
:p:
Any More songs we can play?

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:A few more songs:

We need to ride, our plane leaves in two hours.
I'm a cheerleader, I can do anything I want.
I paid a lot, now I want alot!
Security gave me the boot, now I don't give a hoot! (blues)
It started to rain, what do we get for free?
(most are in 4/4)

Another few songs- The Plaza Inn Song set
This or that character hasn't come to our table yet!(Minnie and Friends Character breakfast)
Where are the washrooms? (And its sequel*)
*Is there a bathroom in this restaurant?
Do you sell pizza or hot dogs here?
Tell me about the Birthdays?
How long will the wait be?: The Lunch/Dinner rush end of waiting line song
Where are the Fast Passes for here?(Heard maybe a couple times by me as guests waited during a dinner rush)
Where's a good place to see the Parade?
Where's a good place to see the fireworks?
Can I take this food to go?Where can I get to go cups?



I think some of these songs ought to be Country music due to that sort of music also being about complaining about stuff *giggle*

Don't forget these little ditties:

There's a restroom in our volcano
Cinderella's in our pool

(Credits go to The Wombat Boys - hope that isn't copyrighted. Please don't sue me! ;) )

Whazzup wrote:Don't forget these little ditties:

There's a restroom in our volcano
Cinderella's in our pool

(Credits go to The Wombat Boys - hope that isn't copyrighted. Please don't sue me! ;) )

Oh, they're going to love it that they were quoted here!!!!! Thanks for the laugh! :D:

BRWombat wrote:Oh, they're going to love it that they were quoted here!!!!! Thanks for the laugh! :D:

Thank YOU and THEM for the great trip report!

A couple more tunes.....
He Ain't Heavy, He's Height-Challenged (Small World Rehab PC Song)
Whaddya Mean My Kid Is Too Short to Ride?
:p:

Y'all forgot one...
Put that thing back where it comes from or so help me

Alright, give me a break, the brat was watching Monsters Inc. the other day and it is stuck in my head

I do have one ........

Sir You Really Need to Get Down From the Tank (better known as...That is what fences are for)

Background on this, Disneyprincess and I walked up to the exit where the tank is for Indy at WDW looking the rest of the crew exiting and while asking the CM there if they had seen them (the bubble ladies were unique with their ears) she suddenly says this to a man holding a cup -of alcohol presumably who is STANDING on top of the tank. We had our backs to him at first. The guy was buzzed. The convo went something like this.
"do I have to get down"
YES
"well I guess I will get down"
of course my mouth can not remain shut and I have the advantage of not being a CM and having MOM sarcasm powers to boot, so I say...
"do you see that long wooden brown thing that is there, it is called a fence, they are put there for a reason" I think I scared him more then the CM did. Donnie said that as he got down the end of the path his buddy refilled his cup.

For those of you not familiar with the FULL SIZE tank, it is set back from the fence about 5 yards or so from the fence (which is substantial in size) and in quite a bit of undergrowth. I hope there was some poison ivy back there.

DisneyMom wrote:The Rum-Filled Bunny Hineys! Yeah, that could be the Official SGT Band!
Wombat and hobie- lead singers
Grumpy Pirate on bongos
Who else wants to be in the band? :D:

Well, since this must be a Disney friendly band, there will have to be someone to make the wierder noises. So I'll take slide whistle, vibroslap, and kazoo.

Randy

Cool, more Band People! :D:
Still we need even more instruments, singers and song titles please! :)

DisneyMom wrote:Cool, more Band People! :D:
Still we need even more instruments, singers and song titles please! :)

I've always wanted to learn to play bagpipes. I'll give up my clarinet if you let me (try to) play bagpipes. Hey, if Off Kilter can combine rock and bagpipes, we can too!

For you DL folks, Off Kilter is a musical group at World Showcase in Epcot that plays rock music on bagpipes, in full Scottish dress. Very cool!