Stupid Guest Tricks

Clean that mess up Grumpy. No one likes a hairball left out. Ewww *Passes you some paper towels and a spray bottle of water for cleaning up the hairball* :p:

Last night I saw Mainstreeter again. T'was fun talking to her. Wonder if I'll see her tonight? Hmmm Hehe.

Purpura wrote:Clean that mess up Grumpy. No one likes a hairball left out. Ewww *Passes you some paper towels and a spray bottle of water for cleaning up the hairball* :p:

Last night I saw Mainstreeter again. T'was fun talking to her. Wonder if I'll see her tonight? Hmmm Hehe.

Sorry, the sugar level exceeded even the most hardy of constitutions could defend aginst a regurgitation!

I have kitties, so I am used to cleaning them up!

I am off to try restaurants for the next meeting.

I should have given Purpura a strawberry shortcake.

Oh look a pecan pie.

hobie16 wrote: 4. The Cat In The Hat That Fell In The Applebee's Deep Fryer

I heard on the news a few days ago about a SG who wanted to get a free meal at Applebee's somewhere in the midwest. She made a big fuss about finding worms in her salad. Applebee's comped her meal ($57.00, that seems high for Applebee's). The SG accidentally left her purse behind. When mgmt. looked for ID, they found a container of ....you guessed it....WORMS! When she and her BF came back for the purse, the police were there to slap the cuffs on them. IDIOTS!

http://www.post-trib.com/news/828272,svapple.article

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:The SG accidentally left her purse behind. When mgmt. looked for ID, they found a container of ....you guessed it....WORMS! When she and her BF came back for the purse, the police were there to slap the cuffs on them. IDIOTS!

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:I heard on the news a few days ago about a SG who wanted to get a free meal at Applebee's somewhere in the midwest. She made a big fuss about finding worms in her salad. Applebee's comped her meal ($57.00, that seems high for Applebee's). The SG accidentally left her purse behind. When mgmt. looked for ID, they found a container of ....you guessed it....WORMS! When she and her BF came back for the purse, the police were there to slap the cuffs on them. IDIOTS!

http://www.post-trib.com/news/828272,svapple.article

I found a worm in my salad at Nordstrom's one time-they said that I wouldn't have to pay extra for it!

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:I heard on the news a few days ago about a SG who wanted to get a free meal at Applebee's somewhere in the midwest. She made a big fuss about finding worms in her salad. Applebee's comped her meal ($57.00, that seems high for Applebee's). The SG accidentally left her purse behind. When mgmt. looked for ID, they found a container of ....you guessed it....WORMS! When she and her BF came back for the purse, the police were there to slap the cuffs on them. IDIOTS!

http://www.post-trib.com/news/828272,svapple.article

Way to go Manager and police!!! they should ban her for life, plus press charges!!!

DisneyMom wrote:I found a worm in my salad at Nordstrom's one time-they said that I wouldn't have to pay extra for it!

Hey, it's free protein, what can you say....

Glad they caught the shysters! What people will do. I guess I should be cynical after reading all the SG stories, but they never ceae to amaze me. One after anohter, I am still stunned by what the SGs, SC's and allthe other S's do inthis world.

I live a sheltered life. heehehee ;)
susi

Princess Susi wrote:Hey, it's free protein, what can you say....

Glad they caught the shysters! What people will do. I guess I should be cynical after reading all the SG stories, but they never ceae to amaze me. One after anohter, I am still stunned by what the SGs, SC's and allthe other S's do inthis world.

I live a sheltered life. heehehee ;)
susi

If you want to unshelter your life a bit (and give yourself someone else to laugh at) check out newsofthewierd.com. They have a weekly column of some of the dimmest things people and governments do. My favorites are the dumb criminals.

Just this week there was one who robbed a couple in their home, and then while escaping got stuck in the mud at the end of the drive and, due to the cold went back to the house to get warm. (the police arrived to take him to a nice warm jail).

Another fun criminal from the past was the one who robbed a bank and escaped on a bicycle (so he could go where cop cars couldn't). But he stole the bike and had no idea how to take it out of first gear. The cops arriving in response to the alarm, still had him in sight and chased him down ON FOOT and tacked him before he got out of sight of the bank. :D:

Randy

mechurchlady wrote:I am off to try restaurants for the next meeting.

I should have given Purpura a strawberry shortcake.

Oh look a pecan pie.

I love Strawberry Shortcake, and Pecan Pie...


Hey look... I get a Morning Shift for the next two days. YAY!